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Haters Trying To Hate On Sexy Female Sex Pill

3:09AM Hamilton Nolan | Sexy scientists say that they have, for real, no playing, discovered a drug that boosts female sexual desire. Everything is better now! But who’s that trying to throw salt in your female sex drug game? Haterz! More »
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Are Your Clothes Hangers Sufficiently Sexual?

8:57AM Hamilton Nolan | You know what you don’t see so much any more? These. [Copyranter]
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If You Want To Lose Weight, Have A Baby

3:57AM Hamilton Nolan | Fat: the silent menace of new mums and just plain fat people alike. Scientists now tell us that you must either have a small human suckle the fat off your body, or cut your own gut open, to slim down. More »
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Mysterious ‘Cougar’ Woman Discovered In Middle America

4:52AM Hamilton Nolan | The ‘Cougar’ phenomenon—which never grows old, or loses its journalistic depth—is trickling down to the more…average precincts of American trendwatching. The Wilkes-Barre (PA) Times Leader went “on the prowl” for local cougars, get it? They found one! More »