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The Quentin Tarantino Toe-Sucking Sex Email That Will Haunt Your Dreams

9:13AM Maureen OConnor | A young woman who works in show business emailed 15 friends last week with a tale about meeting director Quentin Tarantino at a party. She made out with him, took sexy pictures in a photo booth, and watched him whip out his “short,” “fat,” “nub-like” penis. She then had foot fetish quasi-sex with him, she claims. More »
People

Hollywood Publicist’s Murder Baffles Everyone

2:33AM Hamilton Nolan | Veteran Hollywood PR woman Ronni Chasen was shot five times while driving her Mercedes in Beverly Hills early yesterday morning. She crashed and died. The circumstances are tragic, sensational and bizarre. Here’s what we know so far. More »
Music

Band Will Be Super Popular For Blocking Freeway To Play Bad Song

6:22AM Hamilton Nolan | “Hard core hip hop” band “Imperial Stars” today struck upon the best guerrilla promotion ever when they blocked the jam-packed 101 Freeway in Hollywood in order to perform their hit song Traffic Jam 101 atop their logo-emblazoned panel truck. More »
People

The Seinfeld Curse Claims Another Victim

7:12AM Brian Moylan | This morning in LA, actor Jason Alexander drove into a 14-year-old boy riding a bike on his way to school. Don’t worry, everyone is fine. But, seriously, what did Jerry do to these people to mess them up so bad?
People

Roman Polanski Fails To Block Extradition, Again

12:25AM Ravi Somaiya | A court in LA has denied Polanski’s latest attempt to stay in his Swiss chalet forever more and avoid all the nasty prosecutors waiting for him in California. The decision may, finally, mean his return to the US. [CNN]
People

We Know Who Drove Charlie Sheen’s Car Off A Cliff

7:06AM Brian Moylan | Last night Hollywood’s disgraceful frat boy older brother Charlie Sheen called the cops to say his Mercedes was stolen. At the same time, it’s On-Star device called the po-po to say the car was wrecked. Only we know what happened. More »
People

Michael Jackson Still A Gigantic Celebrity — Except In New York

3:11AM Brian Moylan | Last night was the premiere of This Is It, and there were galas in 16 cities around the world. Most of them were huge, ornate affairs. Except in New York, where barely anyone noticed. More »
Big Screen

LA Parents Don’t Want Bruno Pretending To Sodomise Their Kids

2:19AM Hamilton Nolan | You might have thought that Los Angeles is a progressive city, but think again. All it takes is one little wink-wink ass-fucking photo shoot with a movie star and high school students to get parents all upset. More »
Small Screen

LA Mayor’s Screwing Another Reporter, Which Is A-OK

11:49PM Hamilton Nolan | And we thought the line between Aussie politics and media was blurred. Antonio Villaraigosa, the hot TV reporter-screwing mayor of Los Angeles is screwing a new TV reporter! In the most literal sense. But not in the figurative sense, because her news station is just fine with the mayor-screwing thing! LA is ridiculous in all ways. More »

3:34AM Seth | Lapdance Inferno! The two most pole-reliant professions came together as firefighters put out a blaze at the World Famous™ Body Shop strip club on Sunset this morning. No cause has yet been determined for what might have started the blaze, but we think we have a pretty good clue. UPDATE: Police have announced they are looking for a “stripper of interest” in the case named Nikita. Anyone who might have seen the Megan Fox-sexing exotic dancer in the last 24 hours is asked to call local law enforcement immediately. [LAT] More »