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People

Michael Jackson Still A Gigantic Celebrity — Except In New York

3:11AM Brian Moylan | Last night was the premiere of This Is It, and there were galas in 16 cities around the world. Most of them were huge, ornate affairs. Except in New York, where barely anyone noticed. More »
Big Screen

LA Parents Don’t Want Bruno Pretending To Sodomise Their Kids

2:19AM Hamilton Nolan | You might have thought that Los Angeles is a progressive city, but think again. All it takes is one little wink-wink ass-fucking photo shoot with a movie star and high school students to get parents all upset. More »
Small Screen

LA Mayor’s Screwing Another Reporter, Which Is A-OK

11:49PM Hamilton Nolan | And we thought the line between Aussie politics and media was blurred. Antonio Villaraigosa, the hot TV reporter-screwing mayor of Los Angeles is screwing a new TV reporter! In the most literal sense. But not in the figurative sense, because her news station is just fine with the mayor-screwing thing! LA is ridiculous in all ways. More »

3:34AM Seth | Lapdance Inferno! The two most pole-reliant professions came together as firefighters put out a blaze at the World Famous™ Body Shop strip club on Sunset this morning. No cause has yet been determined for what might have started the blaze, but we think we have a pretty good clue. UPDATE: Police have announced they are looking for a “stripper of interest” in the case named Nikita. Anyone who might have seen the Megan Fox-sexing exotic dancer in the last 24 hours is asked to call local law enforcement immediately. [LAT] More »