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The Quentin Tarantino Toe-Sucking Sex Email That Will Haunt Your Dreams
9:13AM Maureen OConnor | A young woman who works in show business emailed 15 friends last week with a tale about meeting director Quentin Tarantino at a party. She made out with him, took sexy pictures in a photo booth, and watched him whip out his “short,” “fat,” “nub-like” penis. She then had foot fetish quasi-sex with him, she claims. More »
People
Hollywood Publicist’s Murder Baffles Everyone
2:33AM Hamilton Nolan | Veteran Hollywood PR woman Ronni Chasen was shot five times while driving her Mercedes in Beverly Hills early yesterday morning. She crashed and died. The circumstances are tragic, sensational and bizarre. Here’s what we know so far. More »
Music
Band Will Be Super Popular For Blocking Freeway To Play Bad Song
6:22AM Hamilton Nolan | “Hard core hip hop” band “Imperial Stars” today struck upon the best guerrilla promotion ever when they blocked the jam-packed 101 Freeway in Hollywood in order to perform their hit song Traffic Jam 101 atop their logo-emblazoned panel truck. More »
People
The Seinfeld Curse Claims Another Victim
7:12AM Brian Moylan | This morning in LA, actor Jason Alexander drove into a 14-year-old boy riding a bike on his way to school. Don’t worry, everyone is fine. But, seriously, what did Jerry do to these people to mess them up so bad?
People
Roman Polanski Fails To Block Extradition, Again
12:25AM Ravi Somaiya | A court in LA has denied Polanski’s latest attempt to stay in his Swiss chalet forever more and avoid all the nasty prosecutors waiting for him in California. The decision may, finally, mean his return to the US. [CNN]
People
We Know Who Drove Charlie Sheen’s Car Off A Cliff
7:06AM Brian Moylan | Last night Hollywood’s disgraceful frat boy older brother Charlie Sheen called the cops to say his Mercedes was stolen. At the same time, it’s On-Star device called the po-po to say the car was wrecked. Only we know what happened. More »
People
Michael Jackson Still A Gigantic Celebrity — Except In New York
3:11AM Brian Moylan | Last night was the premiere of This Is It, and there were galas in 16 cities around the world. Most of them were huge, ornate affairs. Except in New York, where barely anyone noticed. More »
Big Screen
LA Parents Don’t Want Bruno Pretending To Sodomise Their Kids
2:19AM Hamilton Nolan | You might have thought that Los Angeles is a progressive city, but think again. All it takes is one little wink-wink ass-fucking photo shoot with a movie star and high school students to get parents all upset. More »
Small Screen
LA Mayor’s Screwing Another Reporter, Which Is A-OK
11:49PM Hamilton Nolan | And we thought the line between Aussie politics and media was blurred. Antonio Villaraigosa, the hot TV reporter-screwing mayor of Los Angeles is screwing a new TV reporter! In the most literal sense. But not in the figurative sense, because her news station is just fine with the mayor-screwing thing! LA is ridiculous in all ways. More »