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Like, This Is So Totally Embarrassing: Our Top Five Classic ‘Valley Girls’

8:30AM Molly Friedman | As THR reported recently, MGM is planning a musical remake of the cult classic Valley Girl, which became the epitome of everything the magical land of acrylic nails and gum chewing addictions stood for in the early `80s. However, the remake is ruffling the feathers of many an industry insider, mainly because the brains behind this project are less interested in revisiting the infamous twang and mall headquarters associated with girls from the Valley, a group the film arguably captured better than any successor. Instead, the epic soundtrack will serve as the reincarnation’s primary subject. But whether or not the idea tanks, we’re just happy to have the chance to round up our five favourite on-screen Valley Girls to ever gag us with a spoon: More »

Swanson And Eisler: ‘Someone Save Us From Lloyd’s Crazed, Violent Ex-Wife!’

4:49AM Defamer Hollywood | Kristy Swanson and Lloyd Eisler have escalated their attacks against Eisler’s ex-wife, Marcia O’Brien, whose assault claims against Swanson during a child-visitation exchange gone awry led to the actress’s arrest in Canada on Friday night. As the former Law & Order Anna-Nicole-channeller lists her wounds, her double-Lutzing boyfriend insists to Extra that it’s the woman he abandoned while eight months pregnant with his second child who is the real villain in this international domestic incident: About her injuries, Swanson says, “I have two little ones [scratches] here; I have one on my knee. Then I had a gouge on my back….It’s still sore.” More »

Kristy Swanson Signs On For ‘Tussling With The Stars’ Jilted Wives’

7:53AM Defamer Hollywood | Kristy Swanson is just the latest in a spate of Hollywood bimbos to swoop in on Canuck homes and snatch away their males like some demon race of bottle-blond, Canadian-man-craving succubi. In this case, the prize was her Skating with the Stars partner Lloyd Eissler, who abandoned his wife and two children to better pursue a love forged in the heat of third-tier reality show competition. A tense family reunion, meanwhile, got ugly Friday when Swanson allegedly turned all Buffy the Figure Skater’s Ex-Wife Slayer on her romantic foe: The incident is alleged to have happened on Friday when Eisler and Swanson went to O’Brien’s home to pick up the two children Eisler had with O’Brien. Although she wouldn’t go into detail, O’Brien said she was assaulted. The alleged assault took place in front of her children. “When I was attacked, I immediately phoned 911 and [Swanson] called her lawyer,” O’Brien said. More »