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People
A-Rod Sees Himself As Half Man, Half Horse
11:06PM Ravi Somaiya | The Yankees steroid-villain-turned-World-Series-hero has ridiculous self-portraits, Michael Jackson liked to pee into cups in public and Rihanna said her life sucked so much after she got beaten up that she might as well have been Britney! More »
People
1:35AM Foster Kamer | Wow. Do we have a special one today. Jon Gosselin, seeking help from a rabbi. Alex Rodriguez thinks he’s a centaur. Jessica Simpson’s man requirements. Lady Gaga’s ballet. RobPatz’s marriage prospects. Presenting today’s epic Gossip Roundup. Get scared… More »
Jon Gosselin And The Jews: A Match Made In Zion
1:35AM Foster Kamer | Wow. Do we have a special one today. Jon Gosselin, seeking help from a rabbi. Alex Rodriguez thinks he’s a centaur. Jessica Simpson’s man requirements. Lady Gaga’s ballet. RobPatz’s marriage prospects. Presenting today’s epic Gossip Roundup. Get scared… More »
Big Screen
Twilight’s PR Campaign Threatens To Burn America To The Ground
7:16AM Richard Rushfield | With just weeks to go until the debut of New Moon, the second installment of the Twilight series, Summit Entertainment, the film’s distributor, is clearly playing with fire. More »
People
Kristen Stewart Thinks Your Vampire-Driven Conversation Is Passe
1:35AM Foster Kamer | Kristen Stewart hates talking Twilight as much as I do. Jimmy Kimmel’s schtupping his writer, A-Rod’s batting better when schtupping Kate Hudson, Miley Cyrus sucks at tipping, Jon Gosselin sucks like he did yesterday. Presenting your Sunday Gossip Roundup! More »
People
Kristen Stewart And Lady Gagadong Just Want To Move On
1:15AM Foster Kamer | Kristen Stewart thinks she’s boring now sans social life. Oh, honey. Lady Gaga wants Kanye to respect the cock(y decision she made to leave their tour). Jon Gosselin: still a cock. Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Love Song Of Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart To Shatter Brokenhearted Teenage Ear Drums
12:45AM Foster Kamer | RobPatz and Frowny Face ain’t going nowhere. Jude Law kept his dick to himself for a night. John Travolta would rather not do your movie publicity. VH1’s toning it down. Britney Spears: casting villain. Presenting your Sonday Gossip Roundup: More »
Big Screen
New Twilight: New Moon Trailer Leaks, Teenage Girls’ Heads Explode
4:15AM Foster Kamer | Heard of a film called Sorority Row? No? It’s a lame teen horror flick starring nobody of note but Rumer Willis and Audrina Patridge. But pathological teenage stalkettes have, because it’s got the new Twilight: New Moon trailer preceding it. More »
Big Screen
Meaning Of Existence Debated After Release Of New Twilight Stills
3:11AM Richard Rushfield | At this hour, the survival of the internet remains in doubt after the release of a new still from the upcoming Twilight film New Moon caused teenage girls to flood chat boards and fan sites worldwide. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Jennifer Aniston Must Compete With Gerard Butler’s War Pug
1:15AM Foster Kamer | Jennifer Aniston: now eliciting tabloid sympathy. Scott Rudin: still a dick, but a funny one who hates his mother. Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart: prisoners of the vampire kingdom, which needs to go. Winehouse: mess-y. Presenting your Monday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »
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