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Flotsam & Jetsam

Here Comes The Leighton Meester Sex Tape You’ve Been Waiting For

10:21PM the cajun boy | Someone is shopping a tape of Gossip Girl’s Leighton Meester boning an ex-boyfriend, Robert Pattinson gets hit by a cab, Jennifer Garner tries to breakup Ben Affleck and Kevin Smith, Susan Boyle goes bonkers again and Beyonce screws over a club owner. More »

Exclusive: ‘Forgetting Sarah Marshall’ Director Gives Us The Most Penis-tastic Interview Ever

10:30AM Defamer Hollywood | Nicholas Stoller is having a very good year. After being taken under the mighty wing of Judd Apatow, his hilarious-yet-touching directorial debut, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, opens today. Not only that, he and star Jason Segel are currently making the new Muppet movie. Clearly, it’s time to learn a little more about this guy before he becomes too much of a big shot. Since they’re old friends, we asked our frequent guest-blogger Nick Malis (who contractually required us to plug Malis in Wonderland and Cute Things Falling Asleep) to interview Stoller. What follows is a fascinating portrait of a young artist at the dawn of his career. Also, he talks about penises a lot. Stick around after the jump to hear Stoller opine on the homoerotic world of Judd Apatow’s office, seeing Kristen Bell naked, and what Richard Roeper is like in bed.

‘Bulimic Coke Whore’ Janice Dickinson Sure Loves Her Popcorn

6:30AM Mark Graham | PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week (depending on volume), so send them in early and often—without them, global warming will surely accelerate at an even faster rate! Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put “sighting” or “PrivacyWatch” in the subject line so we don’t lose them) and tell everyone about the time you watched Janice Dickinson eat two buckets of popcorn during the course of just one movie. More »

Short Ends: ‘Daily Show’ Bringing Fake News To Real War Zone

7:20AM Defamer Hollywood | · The Daily Show is going to Iraq, eschewing the safety of the green screen to try its chances in the Green Zone. · Now this is the way to quit your job. It looks like Ed Limato has one fewer qualified candidate for his blowfish-guarding detail. · Mark Burnett has sold another show to NBC; think of this one as Are You Smarter Than the Friends and Family Members Paid A Nominal Fee to Humiliate You With Stories You Can Hardly Remember? ·You’d think by now that each time K-Fed gets a temp job, we wouldn’t get so excited. But each new gig remains a fresh little thrill, and we can’t wait to see what he’s got in store for us on One Tree Hill. · RIP, Leona Helmsley, the Queen of Mean. More »