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Kristen Stewart And Dakota Fanning Have Made Out

9:14PM Azaria Jagger | Kristen Stewart’s corruption of Dakota Fanning is complete, Joe Francis is filing for bankruptcy, and Kirstie Alley says Conan “acts like I bit his dick off”. Thursday’s gossip has castration anxiety. More »
People

In Which MC Hammer, Perez And Kirstie Alley Get A Little Sloppy

9:32AM Ryan Tate | MC Hammer sent an undercover tweet; Perez Hilton sent a breakup/makeup tweet and Ryan Seacrest broke down. The Twitterati let it hang loose. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Kirstie Alley Blocks ‘F$##ING PAPARAZZI WHORES’ On Twitter

10:49AM Ryan Tate | Wired editors contemplated crystal meth; Paul Carr cursed out #hashtags and Kirstie Alley got into it with a paparazzo. The Twitterati felt seedy today. More »
Online

Why Is It Called ‘D,’ Anyway? The Twitterati Wonder

8:28AM Ryan Tate | The Twitterati weren’t themselves: Caroline McCarthy was mistaken for airline staff; a Guardian writer turned into one of the Stepford Wives and a professional tattoo aficionado found himself destroying art. More »
Online

Kirstie Alley Leaks Assasination Plan To Twitterati

7:20AM Ryan Tate | It was a “Monday-ish” Monday for the Twitterati: A Washington Post reporter got deserted by his followers; a Time columnist had to listen to Kiefer Sutherland attempt comedy and Kirstie Allie had to KILL. More »

Don Tom Cruise Named as Godfather in Landmark Racketeering Case Against Scientology

2:00AM STV | A new kind of crisis recently befell the Church of Scientology, accusations serious enough to reduce those Suri-sippy-cup and Will Smith Brainwash Academy rumours to mere enturbulatory afterthoughts: An ex-member has filed a $250 million suit against the Church in Florida, invoking federal racketeering statutes generally reserved for the Mafia and other crime syndicates. Even more ambitiously, the suit reportedly names Tom Cruise as a primary conspirator in Scientology’s global scheme, which plaintiff Peter Letterese claims to have encompassed threats and harassment of himself and his attorney.

Interesting Kate Ceberano Fact!

12:31PM Jess McGuire | This one isn’t from Wikipedia, but rather a tidbit sent in by a showbiz journalist type, so we are absolutely certain it’s true because proper journalists don’t make stuff up, ever. Did you know… … that Aus-Sci Kate Ceberano has a pet Chihuahua gifted to her by Kirsty Alley? And that her grandmother was a governess for Ron L Hubbard? (Disclaimer: I only know these things cuz I had to interview Kate, not cuz I’m a batty fan of hers). I had no idea about the Chihuahua, but I was aware of the governess business. And there you have it. More »

Kirstie Alley Hopes Her New Talk Show Turns Out More Like ‘Tyra’, Less Like ‘Gabrielle’

9:15AM Molly Friedman | The last time Kirstie Alley appeared on daytime television (flaunting her slim-ish new frame on Oprah), we applauded the self-proclaimed Fat “Actress” for keeping up her promise to Jenny Craig. But after squirming through the appearance, we ultimately decided one daytime appearance was enough for us to stomach. Kirstie, however, seems to disagree. People is reporting that Alley has just signed a deal with Oprah’s Harpo production company to host her very own daytime show (in addition to other potentially televised projects). As Alley herself put it, “Nothing shocks me. I’m a great listener. I’m a good comedian. And I won’t lie – I live a beautiful life.” But considering the ill fates of both Megan Mullally’s and Gabrielle Carteris’ attempts to lure housewives into their femme-angled daily circle of televised love, we have to wonder whether or not Kirstie’s destined for cancellation, or fierce enough to carry on the tradition of fellow slim-ish daytime host Tyra Banks… More »

From Your Mouth To Blog’s Ear: It’s ‘Jewno!’

10:53AM Seth | The beauty of Jewno is in its attention to detail. To wit: a bagels, lox, & cream cheese phone. [YouTube] Prince at Coachella! [LAT] Today in sci-fi: First glimpses of the Starfleet Nerdcademy. Arthur C. Clarke dies in Sri Lanka at age 90. [aintitcool.com, Reuters] Watch Adam Carolla call Carrie Ann Inaba a “bitch” on last night’s Dancing with the Stars premiere. [TMZ] CBS’s godawful sitcoms post higher ratings than ever since returning from the strike. Seriously, though. Just the pits. That Christine one? And the Big Bang one? Ugh. [THR] Kirstie Alley has signed a deal with Harpo to develop “future television projects, including a possible daily strip format.” We hope that just means a five-episode-per-week syndie, and not that Alley will be prancing around again on the Oprah stage in a bathing suit with any regularity. [ETOnline] More »