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Fashion Designers Cringe In Fear As Kiefer Sutherland Walks

6:20AM Brian Moylan | Kiefer Sutherland, can drink with an clear conscious tonight after assault charges that stemmed from headbutting a fashion designer have been dropped. And we were hoping to be spared another mediocre season of 24 while he was in the slammer. More »
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Does Michael Jackson Have A 25 Year-Old Son?

9:27PM the cajun boy | Michael Jackson may have a secret child, Billy Joel gets a rebound girl, Ruth Madoff travels in ripped jeans and a baseball cap, Britney Spears’ father pronounces his daughter completely sane and Sienna Miller goes off on an interviewer. More »
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Gossip Roundup: Aiken’s Beef Squashing, Beyonce Says “Stay Fat”

1:00AM Foster Kamer | Good Sunday morning! Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen spawning, Keifer Sutherland, Clay Aiken, and Giada De Laurentiis squashing separate (but equal!) beefs, Robert Pattinson gets some Can(nes), and Beyonce sez: “avoid the gym.” More »
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Kiefer Sutherland’s Nightmare Scenario Unfolding

5:48PM Ryan Tate | Kiefer Sutherland going to surrender to New York police to answer an assault complaint after head-butting a designer at SubMercer the other night. This could end in torture for Sutherland’s show, 24. Such delightful turnabout! More »

The Following Takes Place Between 4pm Tequila Shots and 5 O’Clock Shadows:

7:52AM Kyle Buchanan | What do you get Kiefer Sutherland for his birthday? Apparently, not a transvestite stripper—the National Enquirer says he’s already had one of those. More »

Hollywood PrivacyWatch: The Return of Kiefer!

4:05AM Seth | “So me and a friend had a bourbon date at the 4100 Bar last night. Place was pretty empty, but who should materialise before us, like some Christmas tree-tackling holiday angel, but KIEFER SUTHERLAND himself.” More »

Jail-Induced Sobriety a Quaint Lark, Says Kiefer Sutherland

6:11PM Kyle Buchanan | Now that our Kiefer is free as a bird and more velvet-voiced than ever, he’s opening up about the seven-week jail stint that made shower soap negotiation almost as perilous as saving the free world. Speaking to Men’s Vogue, he details the jail’s living conditions (bad, but at least it wasn’t the plebeian hellhole inflicted upon Raffaello Follieri) and the cerebral, mercifully short-lived experience that was his sobriety: More »

3:30AM Defamer Hollywood | At this point, 24’s seventh season has been hit with more obstacles than the beleaguered Jack Bauer — so what’s one more? After suffering through a WGA strike, a one-year delay, and a stint in jail for lead Kiefer Sutherland, the Fox drama is once again shutting down production, says EW. Producer Howard Gordon tells the mag that he was unhappy with the scripts for hours 19-24, so the show will power down until writers can start from scratch. Still, thanks to the eight episodes banked before the strike, producers don’t expect the season premiere to be delayed any further — which is more than can be said for the Lifetime debut of Project Runway, now pushed back to January 2009. Originally slotted for this fall, where it would have followed quickly on the heels of its Bravo swan song, producers couldn’t make the abbreviated schedule work. The delay lends Lifetime the extra time it will need to craft an all-important needlepoint challenge and secure the participation of “fashion legend” Meredith Baxter Birney as final judge at NY Fashion Week. [EW] More »

Showering In Jail: A Kiefer Sutherland Reminiscence

7:10AM Seth | So we hit the open warehouse, and let’s just say, if we had $5 million kicking around, we’d have found the ideal windowless converted foundry from which to run our punk rock mini-empire/host all-night after-Junction ragers with a few hundred of our closest neighbourhood drunks. Yes, Kiefer is leaving us, friends. But that doesn’t mean we can’t still check in with him from time to time, albeit in the altogether less intimate arena of nationally televised talk show appearances. On Late Show last night, Kiefer recalled our collective nightmare—his incarceration for a parole-violating DUI—from inside the Glendale City Jail. Explaining that his celebrity status (translation: perky little arse) earned him unwanted attention, the simple act of communal showering became a perilous manoeuvre worthy of Jack Bauer himself, requiring slippery neck-snappings and shivs-to-the-eye if he planned on getting out with his bitch-virginity intact. More »

Kiefer Sutherland’s Silver Lake Bachelor’s Warehouse Yours For Just Shy Of $5 Mil!

9:20AM Seth | Disconcerting news: Patron Saint of Eastside Good-Time Drunkenness Kiefer Sutherland has put his bachelor’s paradise up for sale, the Real Estalker blog informs us. Located in a converted foundry on N. Madison (that’s Melrose just west of Virgil—hey, we can spit there!), the 14,400 sq. foot warehouse space cost him $700,000 to purchase, and—outfitted with “three bedrooms and four bathrooms…25 foot ceilings and polished concrete floor…[and] curtained off areas that function as an art/painting studio and a home gym set up”—it’s now available to you, the Kiefer-Stalking Person or Persons of Means, for a mere $4,895,000. Did we mention it’s walking distance to Ye Rustic? Look: We’ve even Google Mapped it for you! More »