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Friday, October 2, 2009
Flotsam & Jetsam

Parents, Gird Your Loins!

5:29PM Andrew Belonsky | Babies born in contemporary Western societies will live to be a million, billion years old.
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Saturday, September 26, 2009
Flotsam & Jetsam

Spain’s Goth First Daughters Embarrass, Embarrassed By Dad

6:06AM Pareene | Here’s Barack and Michelle Obama with Spanish Prime Minister José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero and his family. The State Department uploaded it to Flickr. (What an unlikely sentence!) Whoops — no one in Spain has ever seen Zapatero’s Goth daughters before! More »
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Saturday, September 5, 2009
Friday, May 29, 2009
Small Screen

Today Investigates High School Hug Madness

1:59AM Pareene | Oh, good, Today covered the teenage hug menace. “High school hugging has turned into a cultural phenomenon, studied by sociologists, and written about in The New York Times.” A phenomenon studied by bullshit pseudo-scientists and written up as a trend in the Times? Hugs are the new hipster farms! Is the best part when the students act out hugs as Chris Jansing describes them or is the best part the fact that everyone in America is a retard?
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