kids these days
Flotsam & Jetsam
Are You Sufficiently Exploiting Your Child’s Looks, For Money?
5:01AM Hamilton Nolan | Raising a child in our modern world can be expensive, what with their constant nagging for new “Gameboys” and “contraception”. Fortunately your child’s dewy, youthful innocence can be sold off to a modelling agency, for sweet, sweet money. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Candy Kids Kill
12:40AM Hamilton Nolan | If you give your kids lollies they’ll end up in jail, scientists have now proven. More »
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Anna Wintour’s Daughter Is A Poor Theater Hobo
4:17AM Hamilton Nolan | Bee Shaffer is the daughter of Anna Wintour, Queen of All America. Despite that fact she cannot “find” a job”, allegedly? It’s because she keeps it too real, yall. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
University Kids Maintaining, Bro
5:22AM Hamilton Nolan | The Journal of Studies on Alcohol and Drugs—the most popular journal—found that the binge-drinking and unprotected sex habits of students at America’s drunkest colleges has barely changed since the early ’90s. So what’s the problem, right? High-five. [JSAD]
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