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Flotsam & Jetsam

Jon Returns Money That Kate-Hate Will Spend On Her Roadkill Hair

2:15AM Foster Kamer | Jon and Kate Gosselin are basically the worst people in the history of TV. Scott Weiland’s wife: a crazy-awesome smack addict. Kanyeezy’s community serveezy. J-Lo’s Lola gives me facehurt. Weirdos! Celebrities! Whatever! Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »
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Yeah, Kanye Just Needs Rehab

8:00PM Andrew Belonsky | Is Kanye West considering rehab? Would Michael appreciate Janet’s mournful gesture? Should we all just forget Mel Gibson’s anti-Semitic ways? So many questions! Get some answers in your Tuesday morning gossip roundup…. More »
People

Pam Anderson’s Living The Trailer Life

8:30PM Andrew Belonsky | Pam Anderson’s back to her roots. Bethenny Frankel’s venturing out on her own. And Jeremy London actually got some press. But it’s not good. Here’s today’s gossip roundup. More »
People

The Kardashian Family Are America’s New Economic Crisis

1:53AM Foster Kamer | The Kardashians are richer than they should be. Michael Douglas: trying to protect his kids from cocaine. Tori Spelling’s husband’s ex-wife doesn’t suck. A celebrity was an asshole. Courtney Love and Hugo Chavez: hooking up? Sunday’s Gossip Roundup: More »

Rabbi: Michael Jackson Thought He Was A Lizard. Seriously.

1:15AM Foster Kamer | If you expect the results of that headline to be anything but spectacular, stop reading, click past the jump now. Anna Paquin’s doggy ring, Khloe Kardashian, Neve Campbell, Snoop Dogg, BBC sitcoms. Presenting your ridiculous Saturday Gossip Roundup: More »
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Madonna And Michael’s Rivalry: Exhumed!

12:05AM Andrew Belonsky | Michael Jackson saw rivalry in Madonna’s eyes, Kelly Rutherford’s husband won’t be coming near her, and Jude Law’s not the best father. All that and more in your Friday Gossip Roundup! More »
People

Jessica Simpson’s Mental Stability Even More Tenuous

7:36PM Andrew Belonsky | Will Jessica Simpson survive her dog’s death? Did Anna Wintour survive sitting next to Pixie Geldof? Did Lindsay know her burglar? Did Anna Nicole’s doctors know pills would kill her? Get some answers in your Tuesday gossip roundup! More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Rob Pattinson Now Reduced To “Shameless Hunk Of Man Meat”

12:00AM Foster Kamer | Men are chasing after Robert Pattinson. The Lady Gaga Penis Conspiracy continues! Megan Fox might be clinically insane. Paula Abdul definitely is, as are most British People. And Jon Gosselin still sucks. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup! More »

In New Video, Paris Hilton Rebukes McCain, Successfully Pronounces Big Words

10:15AM Defamer Hollywood | First we were forced to give reluctant props to reality wannabe Khloe Kardashian, and now this: Paris Hilton has starred in a new video rebutting John McCain’s “Celeb” ad, and it’s…sigh, not that bad. Sure, we can give the lion’s share of credit to writer Adam McKay (though he didn’t help Step Brothers any), but the dim-bulb heiress totally nails her lines, forcing our grudging admiration. Just one bit of advice, Paris: though your proposed energy plan is intriguing, you’d better stay away from Tyra as VP. Watch the video, after the jump: More »

DUI Expert Khloe Kardashian Butts In To Offer Unsolicited Advice to Shia LaBeouf

6:10AM Defamer Hollywood | For anyone who had a sneaking suspicion that yesterday’s earthquake was just the beginning of the end, we offer you more proof: marginally recognisable drunk driver Khloe Kardashian has taken it upon herself to give advice to accident-plagued Shia LaBeouf … and she suggests exactly what countless Defamer commenters have already recommended (namely, why don’t these rich kids have drivers already)? Says Us Magazine: More »