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Marty And Leo Are Engaged!

2:13AM Richard Lawson | O Meo my! It’s true! Because they’re movie Shutter Island just did so well again this week, the longtime pair has agreed to make it official. To celebrate their nuptials, they’ll next be making a romantic comedy with Katherine Heigl. More »

We’re Still Waiting For The Answer To Cop Out’s Greatest Mystery

7:31AM Richard Lawson | A swear-filled trailer for Kevin Smith’s cop comedy, starring Bruce Willis and manic genius and/or complete lunatic Tracy Morgan, actually made us laugh (dick jokes!), but one thing’s missing: There’s nary a glimpse of the funniest-looking thing about the movie. More »

The Rules Of Director Jail

8:59AM Richard Rushfield | Show business does not (yet) have its own judicial branch empowered to imprison and, if necessary, torture people who commit unspeakable crimes against studio profits. It does however, have an even more effective tool at its disposal – director jail. More »

The Unrelenting Push For The 2010 Blockbuster Is Aready Beginning

8:57AM Brian Moylan | We may not have anything left of our environment or economy by 2010, but at least we’ll have something to keep us interested in the cinema. And the marketing machine is already starting. Check out the coming attractions! More »

Erin Andrews Appreciates Men In Uniform

9:11PM Andrew Belonsky | Erin Andrews offers thanks. Chris Noth’s off the market. And Kevin Smith encourages you smoke pot. Hello! It’s your Monday gossip roundup! More »

Harvey Weinstein Is Sad, Senile, Barely Surviving The Next Big Thing

7:30AM Foster Kamer | Or so goes today’s lacerating NYT piece on The Weinstein Company’s fate, “The Weinsteins Scamble to Regain a Golden Touch in Hollywood.” Like old Miramax films, it’s juicy, exciting, illuminating, and troubling. It also lays their survival strategy bare. More »

500 Days Of Potter

2:48AM Natasha VC | Dumbledore could (and should) buy out the American auto industry. Madonna’s dry thrusting leads to tragedy. Google Images will explode within the next few hours. And everyone is mean to the writers! More »

Here Comes The Leighton Meester Sex Tape You’ve Been Waiting For

10:21PM the cajun boy | Someone is shopping a tape of Gossip Girl’s Leighton Meester boning an ex-boyfriend, Robert Pattinson gets hit by a cab, Jennifer Garner tries to breakup Ben Affleck and Kevin Smith, Susan Boyle goes bonkers again and Beyonce screws over a club owner. More »

Kevin Smith’s New Movie Is For Dicks

12:40AM Richard Lawson | TV shows are being cast all over the place because, even though it’s only May, the much hyped US fall season is just around the corner. Plus, Tom Cruise joins a movie and Adam Brody joins another. More »