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Big Screen
The Unrelenting Push For The 2010 Blockbuster Is Aready Beginning
8:57AM Brian Moylan | We may not have anything left of our environment or economy by 2010, but at least we’ll have something to keep us interested in the cinema. And the marketing machine is already starting. Check out the coming attractions! More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Erin Andrews Appreciates Men In Uniform
9:11PM Andrew Belonsky | Erin Andrews offers thanks. Chris Noth’s off the market. And Kevin Smith encourages you smoke pot. Hello! It’s your Monday gossip roundup! More »
Big Screen
Harvey Weinstein Is Sad, Senile, Barely Surviving The Next Big Thing
7:30AM Foster Kamer | Or so goes today’s lacerating NYT piece on The Weinstein Company’s fate, “The Weinsteins Scamble to Regain a Golden Touch in Hollywood.” Like old Miramax films, it’s juicy, exciting, illuminating, and troubling. It also lays their survival strategy bare. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
500 Days Of Potter
2:48AM Natasha VC | Dumbledore could (and should) buy out the American auto industry. Madonna’s dry thrusting leads to tragedy. Google Images will explode within the next few hours. And everyone is mean to the writers! More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Here Comes The Leighton Meester Sex Tape You’ve Been Waiting For
10:21PM the cajun boy | Someone is shopping a tape of Gossip Girl’s Leighton Meester boning an ex-boyfriend, Robert Pattinson gets hit by a cab, Jennifer Garner tries to breakup Ben Affleck and Kevin Smith, Susan Boyle goes bonkers again and Beyonce screws over a club owner. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Kevin Smith’s New Movie Is For Dicks
12:40AM Richard Lawson | TV shows are being cast all over the place because, even though it’s only May, the much hyped US fall season is just around the corner. Plus, Tom Cruise joins a movie and Adam Brody joins another. More »
Kevin Smith Sells Out The Weinsteins In Latest ‘Zack and Miri’ Lament
6:00AM STV | Any director worth a damn has faced it: Flop Grief, that five-stage process that varies by studio and box-office disappointment but never gets any easier. Especially if you’re Kevin Smith.
Weed, Flops and Other Kevin Smith Tips For Pity Party of the Century
4:46AM STV | More than a month after the box-office immolation of Zack and Miri Make a Porno, the shellshock is finally wearing off for Kevin Smith. The self-pity, though? Not so much. More »
‘Entourage’ Dig At Cupecakeholic Kevin Smith Doesn’t Bother Toilet-Shattering Director
7:54AM Seth | Entourage last night offered a fairly brisk half-hour that balanced the science fiction of Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Turtle display palpable screen chemistry with a fairly easier-to-swallow story involving Vinnie getting fired by a Wolfgang Petersen-type on the set of the extremely timely Smoke Jumpers. As Ari desperately tries to get the director replaced, loyal assistant/stapler target Lloyd runs through a list of names, offering only commode-demolishing Zack and Miri director Kevin Smith as being available. The suggestion tees up another Ari sledgehammer—we won’t give it away except to say Red Velvet gluttony is involved—which elicited this reaction from Smith on his message board: More »
