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5 Unanswered Questions Prompted By ‘Britney: For the Record’

5:15AM Kyle Buchanan | After weeks of doling out clips to a Cheeto-starved global audience, MTV finally aired the paparazzi cautionary tale entitled Britney: For the Record in the US last night. “No topic was off limits,” boasted the introductory crawl. “No question went unanswered.” And no follow-up question went asked! Thus, we left the special with almost as many concerns as we had going in, including: More »

Suspicious Britney Spears Investigates Who Taught Her 3-Year-Old the F-Word

4:10AM Kyle Buchanan | Yes, that’s Britney Spears on the cover of Rolling Stone, with the least exposed flesh she’s ever shown on the cover of that magazine. Her interview inside is similarly unrevealing, mostly recounting Britney’s dating travails (of one beau, Britney said she was “trying to ask him questions, like, ‘OK, you’re into martial arts, so what kind of martial arts are you into?’ And he was like, ‘Oh, all kinds’”), though she does take the time to tweak Kevin Federline’s skills as a father: More »

Britney Admits Her Marriage Was The Sort of Mistake Even Autotune Can’t Fix

3:15AM Kyle Buchanan | Now that a sober, nicely-weaved Britney Spears has had time to peruse her own Wikipedia entry, she’s finally coming to grips with the things she barely remembers doing in a misty haze of Red Bull, Benzos, and Hot Pocket chicken fajitas. “What the hell was I thinking?” she once asked, and now, in a new clip from Britney: For the Record, she applies that question to her short-lived marriage to Kevin Federline. Sadly, in news that will surely dash hopes of a reconciliation, she admits that both Federline and his kick game were ridiculous. “I think I married for all the wrong reasons,” she says. “I just did it because…for just, like, the idea of everything.” Let this be a lesson: even though the fantasy of two souls exchanging vows in customised Juicy Couture “pimp” sweatpants is compelling, it’s no reason to be hasty. Clip after the jump! More »

Tearful Britney Spears Misses the ‘Excitement’ Of Being Totally Fucking Crazy

5:28AM Kyle Buchanan | It’s rare that a stage-managed pop star can break free of her chains, but all of America bore witness to a time in Britney Spears’s life when a gum-smacking “Y’all!” became a Klonopin-chomping “Y’allllllll.” Now, Spears appears to be back on the wagon and of sound mind, body, and hair, but she confesses in the new documentary Britney: For the Record that she almost prefers the bald ol’ days: More »

Britney Wants K-Fed To Hit Her One More Time

8:00AM Defamer Hollywood | And by “hit,” we mean go to “couples counseling with.” You heard right: hot on the heels of Britney’s triumphant/manufactured MTV comeback, the National Enquirer is reporting that she and K-Fed are “undergoing couples counseling to rebuild their relationship in the hopes that they can raise their two sons as a family.” More »

Is Britney Spears Plotting A Comeback In The Perilous Land Of The All-You-Can-Eat $4.99 Buffet?

2:29AM Molly Friedman | According to reports in everyone’s favourite trusted supermarket tabloid, Britney Spears is allegedly deep in planning mode for Comeback #487. Sources tell the National Enquirer that Spears is shelling out up to $10 million on what sounds like a very tasteful, classy-by-way-of-Louisiana string of song-and-dance shows at The Palms, one of K. Fed’s favourite places to sink into debt play the big baller. Where Spears is coming up with all this cash, considering most of her dough is currently going towards her father’s daily rate for babysitting, is still a mystery. But based on the description of her latest plan to “jump-start her career,” we’re not so sure these shows will do much aside from force us to remember Britney Spears Comebacks number 1 through 486:

Rumored Britney Spears Sex Tape Features Climactic Cameo By Her Old Friend, The Pink Wig

2:30AM Molly Friedman | Most sex tape rumours involving Britney Spears are either too good to be true (Colin Farrell!) or too gross to convince us to want to see them at all (K. Fed). But the latest story from the tabloids is filled with details so plausible (especially considering the then-manic Package’s mental state) that we’re not so sure it’s just another fairy tale. As the National Enquirer is reporting (again, don’t judge a supermarket tab’s creds by its cheap cover): [Adnan Ghalib] is shopping around a sex tape that was filmed during their trip January trip to Mexico…[the tape] will go down as the highest selling porn tape of all time, out selling even Paris Hilton’s. So what could Britney possibly do in the bedroom to top her fellow Bimbo Summit member’s green-eyed appearance in nightmare-vision? The eerily realistic details after the jump.