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Small Screen

We Can’t Wait To Watch Andy Cohen’s Mastubatory Talk-Show

1:27AM Brian Moylan | Bravo’s reigning executive narcissist Andy Cohen started his own weekly talk show. The second episode airs tomorrow, and if it’s anything like the first, it will make us vomit and then scoop up the vomit and give it a hug. More »
Small Screen

David Letterman Made To Squirm Over His Fear Of Commitment

7:44PM Ryan Tate | Kelly Ripa of Regis & Kelly was about as polite and charming as possible when asking David Letterman last night why it took him 23 years to propose to his girlfriend. More »
Online

Courtney Love In MySpace Libel Suit

7:06AM Owen Thomas | A fashion designer has sued wacky-mess rocker Courtney Love for libel on MySpace. Love’s response? Going on a blabby Twitter rampage and accusing Lindsay Lohan of stealing drugs. More »

Courtney Love Mad At Kelly Ripa, Ghosts

5:14AM Kyle Buchanan | Happy New Year, folks—or, as English-torturing songstress Courtney Love might blog it, “HAPPPPPY happy yr NEW happy.” Love has posted a brand-new pair of wildly accusatory Myspace entries. Can we decipher them?

Nicole Kidman’s Awkwardness ‘08 Tour Enters ‘Blame Letterman’ Phase

5:26AM Kyle Buchanan | Nicole Kidman’s cringe-inducing appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman last night is continuing to serve up some aftershocks, and during the star’s appearance on Regis and Kelly today, Regis treated Kidman as though she were promoting her late-night trainwreck, not Australia. More »

David Blaine and Kelly Ripa Hang Out

7:50AM Defamer Hollywood | Today on Live With Regis and Kelly, pint-sized Kelly Ripa strapped herself into a harness and ventured skywards to awkwardly join illusionist David Blaine in the midst of his latest attention-whoring stunt: hanging upside down for three days in New York’s Central Park. He stopped eating a week ago so he won’t have to go to the bathroom and is using a catheter, plus, he’s been warned the feat may leave him blind. Fun! But nay, fear is not a factor for Blaine – who told Ripa he’s only scared of beatles and spiders. Ripa, on the other hand, had her greatest fear realised while vocalizing it: “looking like a basset hound on TV.” [Live With Regis & Kelly] More »

A Rematch In Which Piven Was Allowed To Do His Push-Ups In The More Forgiving ‘Girlie Style’ Was Declined

8:28AM Defamer Hollywood | In what is easily the tensest minute of television since the Man in the Members Only Jacket rose from his seat and disappeared into the Haltson’s restroom to void his bladder, motormouthed premium-cable Hollywood agent Jeremy Piven faced off this morning against sinewy Regis Philbin sidekick Kelly Ripa in a test of strength. Promising to double the number of push-ups banged out by Ripa, Piven dropped to the floor alongside his foe, ready to prove to the world that he will not be emasculated by ninety pounds of morning show host. The result will amaze you. Or not. We’re pretty sure you know where this is going. Friday: Jeremy Piven [Live With Regis and Kelly] More »