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Yeah, Kanye Just Needs Rehab

8:00PM Andrew Belonsky | Is Kanye West considering rehab? Would Michael appreciate Janet’s mournful gesture? Should we all just forget Mel Gibson’s anti-Semitic ways? So many questions! Get some answers in your Tuesday morning gossip roundup…. More »
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Robert Pattinson Knocked Up Kristen Stewart – Allegedly

10:17PM the cajun boy | Twilight’s Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are pregnant, Angelina Jolie and David Beckham are starring in an Armani ad together, Britney’s sporting a new “spare tire,” Michael Bay made Megan Fox wash his Ferrari and Joyce DeWitt got a DUI. More »

2:44AM STV | Hollywood PrivacyWatch: 10/21 — So I’m at the lab next to the CitiBank in Burbank, minding my own business, and I look out the window at the parking lot, and there’s this guy who looks like Ozzy Osbourne getting into an Audi station wagon, and I’m saying to myself, you know, that guy looks like Ozzy, but he’s moving kinda well, no shaking. And then I see Sharon Osbourne getting into the back. And there was Kelly Osbourne in a Mercedes behind them. No carpooling in this family, evidently. Sorry, but that was cool. See? Post-production has its rewards. [Hollywood PrivacyWatch is written by and for Defamer readers; send your sightings to tips@defamer.com.] More »

Kelly Osbourne, Responsible Human Being

10:53AM Jess McGuire | Much raising of the roof for Kelly Osbourne who has rather awesomely stepped up and declared proudly she regularly gets checked for STDs. Because she’s not an idiot! At least, sexually! Kelly Osbourne gets tested for sexually transmitted infections every three months, she has revealed. The 23-year-old star – who is an ambassador for World Contraception Day – believes it is important to have regular check ups to ensure she stays healthy. Kelly continues with a couple of nice soundbites. More »

Kelly Osbourne To Marry Teenage Corey Lookalike Boyfriend?

10:22AM Jess McGuire | Because Kelly Osbourne hasn’t emphatically denied she may – one day – consider tying the knot with her blonde slice of teenage love-pie Luke Worrell (kudos to the reader who emailed in and pointed out that Luke resembles a better looking Corey Worthington), and she’s been spotted wearing bling on her ring finger (doesn’t she know it’s bad luck if you’re not getting hitched?), it seems only logical for the paper to assume she’s planning on wedding her youthful beau. Kelly Osbourne has been snapped strolling through the streets of London with a ring on her engagement finger. The 23-year-old year-old has made no secret of her love for new boyfriend Luke Worrell and even hinted she wouldn’t rule out hitched to the model and BMX rider. … She said last month of him : ‘We get on so well together. I really do love him. Every time we are in each other’s company, we always have a good time.’ And that, as they say, appears to be that. Also – how good is Kelly looking at the moment? You go, girlfriend! (finger clicks, etc) More »

Having Officially Run Out Of Solids To Snort, Celebrities Turn To The Liquid ‘Gas Chamber’

9:29AM Molly Friedman | What exactly is a star to do when they’ve run out of things to snort up their much-abused noses? The Nesquik-laced coke trend had some buzz for awhile but quickly got old. Then Keith Richards tried an even more inventive trick by blowing rails constructed from his daddy’s ashes. And let’s not forget Steve-O, who decided snorting wasabi would make for a grand old time. But the award for most logical next snortable substance of choice must go to Amy Winehouse (surprise!), who recently kickstarted a brand new trend in nose candy parlor games with Kelly Osbourne in London this week. Details on the rules and regulations for a fun little lethal game called Gas Chamber after the jump. More »

Amy Winehouse Round-Up: Lookin’ Classy ‘N’ Shit

1:40PM Clem Bastow | So we’ve finally been allowed to peek beneath the washerwoman’s scarf that Amy Winehouse has been accessorising her new blonde barnet with, and boy, isn’t it a great look? As the Mail (and the Sun, and the Mirror…) notes, Winegums is looking less soul diva and more like she’s gunning for a role in Michael Winterbottom’s big-screen adaptation of the tale of Fast Forward’s Michelle and Ferrett. However, we were very taken with the photo (in the Mail) of Winegums meeting up with pal Kelly Osbourne, and in particular, the reaction expression on the face of Ms Osbourne’s pug, which is looking at Winegums’ head. Here it is, for your enjoyment: Says it all, really, doesn’t it? More »

Amy Winehouse Round-Up: Blonde Ambition

12:34PM Clem Bastow | We were struck first this morning by the touching news that Kelly Osbourne – herself a former drugs and booze stuff-up – is wide open and there for our Winegums, telling the Mirror “I talk straight. I don’t say: ‘Look Amy, you’re just fantastic.’ I say: ‘Amy you have a problem. I’m here when you are ready to deal with it.’ I’m not going to tell her to go to rehab. She’s not an idiot, she knows what her problem is.” However, that news pales in comparison with today’s other shocking Winegums piece – THE HAIR! THE HAIR! In short, Amy has gone blonde (we’ve adjusted our traditional Winegums image for your delectation), and it’s about as flattering as Britney’s myriad of poo-coloured brunettes, or the time Gwen Stefani went blue for the AMAs. Looking more glammed-up washerwoman than Hollywood femme fatale, the Back to Black singer bundled her freshly dyed tresses up in a brilliant yellow headscarf and completed the look with a flicked up fringe. Perhaps, after 12 months of turmoil, the troubled artist hopes the old saying blondes have more fun will prove true. However, the look is likely to do little to get the 24-year-old off the 2007 Worst Dressed list which was unveiled yesterday. She came second, only beaten to the top spot by stick thin clothes horse Victoria Beckham. Okay, we’re going to go out on a psychoanalytical limb here and take a wild guess that Amy is in the middle of an attention-seeking phase. Just call it a hunch, we’re pretty good like that. Almost as good as Jackie Stallone. More »

Does This Now Mean We Are Fashion Innovators, Too?

4:26PM Clem Bastow | Kelly Osbourne stropped her way to the laundry in London clutching what looked like the sort of red/blue/white-checked plastic bag we all use for washing day, moving house, hiding bodyparts, etc. The bag was, however, the Louis Vuitton limited edition version of pretty much exactly the same bag. We saw a photo of it accompanying an article last year and just assumed it was a bit of clever Photoshoppery, but evidently we were wrong. The exclusive label has launched a limited-edition designer version of the oversized checked plastic bag, which has long been famous for its practicality rather than aesthetic appeal. At first we thought it would be a finely-woven leather version of the bag, but in some sort of Dadaist freak-out, it’s just plastic, like the $2 ones. You know, these ones. Yup. For £1200. As Patrick Stewart so sagely said, it’s too late; we’ve seen it all. Looking forward to the Prada ‘green bag’ and the Balenciaga stubby holder with a sand-covered bare male bum on it. More »