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Keanu Reeves Devastates ‘Doubt,’ ‘Che,’ Rest of Earth

1:45AM STV | Welcome back to Defamer Attractions, your regular guide to everything new, noteworthy and/or Keanu-rrific at the movies. This week: Earth is doomed, Clint is done, and Che is looooonnng. More »

Shocking GOP Report Exposes Hollywood’s Godless, Christ-Hating Elite

8:02AM STV | While we think this town is probably big enough for both of us, we admit that the right-wing outlet Newsmax spooks us a little with its encroaching “celebrity heathen” beat. The coverage is perhaps best exemplified today by the feature “Hollywood’s Top 10 Atheists,” a bracing survey of Angelina Jolie, Keanu Reeves, Woody Allen and few other wretched infidels whose names might even surprise you. More »

‘True Blood’ Truly Getting Bloodier

3:59PM Seth | “Now you listen here, mister. You get your teeth out of my Sookie this instant, or there will be Hell to pay! OK then, don’t say I didnt warn you!” Eater LA has a list of all the local restaurants and businesses offering Election Night specials to anyone wearing a “I Voted!” sticker Here’s a gallery of spooks and ghouls spotted around town on Halloween. Next year we’re definitely going as Shirtless Food Grilling Hunk! EW.com reports one half of Grey’s Anatomy’s only gay couple, Dr. Erica Hahn (aka actress Brooke Smith), has been ordered removed from the series by ABC, who “‘had issues’ with…the explicit direction” her relationship was taking. Assault and battery claims leveled against Keanu Reeves by an allegedly squished paparazzo have been tossed, but the photographer can still pursue a negligence claim. More »

The Day The Keanu Performance Stood Still

4:30AM STV | The ugly new trend in epic-length movie trailers continues today with the latest teaser for The Day the Earth Stood Still, the remake of the 1951 sci-fi classic creatively recast with Keanu Reeves as a flat-voiced humanoid alien warning Earth’s inhabitants of their impending doom. Quite a stretch, we know (and yes, he has made this one before), but from the looks of the accompanying clip, DTESS is a soaring upgrade from low-budget earnestness to a sort of glossy, glassy-eyed indignance; there is true, brow-furrowing peril in that stilted baritone suggesting his past “would only frighten you.” If only we felt less endangered by the four minutes of line readings that follow from Reeves, Jennifer Connelly, Kathy Bates and even Jon Hamm, from whom we expected so much more than bromides about the history of mankind. Believe us, Jon — we know history, and this has all the symptoms of being exactly that. And not the good kind, either. [20th Century Fox] More »

We Had No Idea These Two Were Even A Couple!

10:45AM Jess McGuire | Sometimes I feel like my poor brain is bursting with pointless information about famous people. As each day passes, it becomes even more crammed with useless celebrity relationship updates. I like to believe I know exactly who is hooking up and who has broken up, so you can imagine my surprise to learn – like, SEVEN MONTHS AFTER THE FACT! – that Parker Posey is going out with Keanu Reeves! DID YOU KNOW THIS? WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME! And apparently there were recently pregnancy rumours floating around too. Unbelievable. I adore Parker Posey, and Keanu Reeves was my high school obsession (along with Callan Mulvey, Tim Wheeler from Ash, and one photo of Sweat’s Martin Henderson wearing a nice woolly jumper for a Dolly Magazine shoot where I thought he looked like the kind of lad who would make a nice boyfriend and so I cut out the picture and put it beside my bed). I can’t believe they’re together. I can’t believe it took me seven months to find out. In short, I failed you. I’m sorry. (Parker Posey clip after the jump, all you fans of The Queen Of Indie). More »

Keanu Chooses Not To Wear Trinny

3:25PM Clem Bastow | Sometimes the stories that the gossipmongers come up with are so hilariously ridiculous they end up existing in a sort of lyrical, absurd stratosphere well above the usual varieties of “Lindsay orders a drink” or “Jennifer Aniston is dating John Mayer” tattle. One such stroke of brilliance in showbiz page-quota-filling is this corker from the Daily Mail featuring everyone’s favourite bird-like What Not To Wear co-host, Trinny Woodall: She may be battling to save her marriage, but Trinny Woodall also seems preoccupied with establishing a close friendship with Hollywood actor Keanu Reeves. More »

Today in Comic-Con Hell: Rose McGowan Fellates Knife, Benicio Del Toro Stays Awake

8:25AM STV | As noted here yesterday, we missed the Fox PR Caravan to San Diego Comic-Con, but that shouldn’t suggest we don’t (or you shouldn’t) care about the geek gangbang unfolding as we speak. To the contrary, we’ve actually managed to find a handful of highlights worth passing along, from Rose McGowan’s overactive tongue to Benicio Del Toro’s narcolepsy to an all-Lego Batman — and more! It’s the next best thing to not being there, we promise!

Three Reasons Why Keanu Reeves And Winona Ryder Should Turn Dating Rumours Into Reality

9:45AM Molly Friedman | Hearing that Keanu Reeves and Winona Ryder may be dating is like winning the Fantasy Celebrity Hookups jackpot. Both of these lovable n’er-do-wells have been down on their luck recently, with a series of DOA movies, rumoured engagements that didn’t pan out, and for Winona, the likes of Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan stealing her stealing act. So whether or not the rumours are actually true, we’re throwing these two stars’ caution to the wind for them and giving them three good reasons why they most definitely should be, after the jump. More »