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Paris Hilton Released From Jail; As Expected, World A Far Better Place

9:52AM Defamer Hollywood | At around 12:15 a.m. LA time last night, Paris Hilton was quietly released from the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, ending a 23-day sentence so harrowing that the troubled heiress found God and has publicly rededicated a life notoriously defined by the hollow pursuit of unearned fame to serving, like, cancer kids or other jail-type people, you know, whatever the publicist tells her will get those angry mobs to not show up at her the debut of her new Incarcerated perfume burning her orange-jumpsuited effigy. As you can see in the above video, the late-night release was effective in easing press congestion around the prison, drawing only the most dedicated two hundred or so local journalists to bathe the reborn heiress in the warm, familiar light of their flashbulbs, making Hilton’s emotional reunion with her mother every bit as special as the typical night out at Hyde. Paris Hilton Gets Out of Jail [AP] Paris Hilton – Free at Last! [TMZ] More »

Hilton’s Lynwood Jail Now Offering ‘Platinum Club Inmate Points’ Redeemable For Exciting Upgrades

12:57PM Defamer Hollywood | While Paris Hilton’s ongoing incarceration is tragically delaying her intention to emerge from prison the Nelson Mandela of the bottle-service set, her mere presence at the Century Regional Detention Facility is already improving conditions for her fellow detainees. Initially, we scoffed at Kathy Hilton’s suggestion that her daughter’s “whole ordeal can shed light on other people (in jail)”, but the Access Hollywood testimony of a recent inmate reveals that Paris’s stay has resulted in the immediate doubling of prioners’ PBJ and bologna sandwich allotment and unexpected early releases; at this rate, by the end of the noble prison-reformer’s sentence, the Lynwood “Hilton Suite” will be offering three gourmet meals per day, bunk-bed turndown service, and hot rock massages to all guests who volunteer to extend their stays. Paris Transferred Back To Women’s Prison [Access Hollywood] More »