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Hef and the Body-Painted Twins Wish You a Very Perky, NSFW Christmas
8:38AM Kyle Buchanan | It looks like we’ll have to think of a new idea for the Defamer Christmas card, because Hugh Hefner and his 19-year-old twin concubines have gone and stolen ours. More »
Kendra Slighted by Hef’s ‘Unappreciative’ New ‘Girls Next Door’
7:16AM Kyle Buchanan | We usually think of bunnies as docile creatures, but there appears to be a pointy-eared showdown going down at Hugh Hefner’s Playboy Mansion, where Hef’s original Girls Next Door are being phased out for younger, more arrest-prone replacements. Though Hefner insists the split is amicable, founding bunny Kendra Wilkinson (perhaps emboldened by her recent hate-on for Tom Brady) has a different take on the matter, and she seethed on the record to E!. More »
Hef’s 19-Year-Old Twins Also Enjoy Kicking Each Other In the Face
7:30AM Kyle Buchanan | Almost overnight, the new season of The Girls Next Door has turned into a must-watch; first, we learned that Hugh Hefner had replaced his three bunnies with 19-year old twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon, then it was revealed that both girls had a criminal record stemming from a beer bottle attack on their Wing House coworker. However, even more twin malfeasance has now been revealed by TMZ: when not engaging in psuedo-incestuous relationships with each other, Karissa likes to kick Kristina in the face! Priceless details from the arrest report (filed Nov. 5 of last year), after the jump: More »
Hef’s New Twins Do Everything Together — Even Getting Arrested
3:28AM Kyle Buchanan | After an existential crisis that left him splayed on his four-poster bed, deserted but for his Viagra and ennui, Hugh Hefner is finally bouncing back with the help of nubile, 19-year-old twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon. The duo’s semi-incestuous sister act should help Hef fill the hole left by the wayward Girls Next Door who have abandoned him, but should he still hold a grudge against Holly, Kendra, and Bridget, he’s in luck: the twins aren’t afraid to beat a bitch down, and they have the record to prove it!
