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Justin Long And Kirsten Dunst Voted King And Queen Of Hipster Prom

8:10AM Seth | Perhaps you made it to Sunset Junction this weekend—the once quirky and fun Silver Lake leather-daddy-and-Mexican-family street fair turned obnoxious $20-a-head hipster convention. Did you spot Molls? Did you eat a funnel cake? Can we declare Sunset Junction over? Look how far Isaac Hayes went to get out of playing it! (Do we sound bitter? Well, don’t cordon off The Eagle, then charge us $20 to piss on our leg and tell us it’s raining. We’re accustomed to being pissed on for free!) As you can see from the photo above courtesy of Metromix Los Angeles, however, Sunset Junction is alive and well, and was presided over this year by the Mac guy and Kirsten Dunst, who had a pretty good career in the late-’90s/early ’00s. More photos after the jump! More »

Hellos and Goodbyes

12:00PM Defamer Hollywood | Sacha Baron Cohen’s Bruno exploits took him from Israel to Arkansas; his Sherlock Holmes adventures to come may or may not include the missus. AFTRA ratified its new contract, but SAG didn’t let that spoil its appetite for destruction. Harvey Weinstein is now officially going door-to-door to finance his films. Psst! Buddy! Wanna buy a Tarantino? The TV Critics Association Press Tour is dead. Long live the TCA Press Tour! Lest major Dark Knight spoilers aren’t up your alley, there’s always Michael Bay’s unproduced Awesome Knight screenplay to hold you over another week. After a long string of compatibility issues, Drew Barrymore is on the market for a Mac huckster upgrade. This Week In Magazine Cover Hell: Blake Lively gets the blown-out Skeletor treatment, while the pasty youths of Twilight make EW safe for chest hair. Here’s the story of a lovely lady, who was bringing up three very lovely RRRAAALLLLPPPHHHHH Defamer’s readers joined Matthew McConaughey in welcoming a bouncing Bongo Romcom to the world. Meanwhile in France, stinky, salmon-devouring, “high-maintenance beetch” Angelina Jolie prepared her post-twinbirth conditioning regimen. Two words: Hula hoop. Pick your reality TV poison for 2009: America’s Greatest Dog or The Ashley Dupre Governor Boink Variety Hour. We wished a healthy recovery (literally) to the rat-friendly Newsroom Cafe, and bid a fond farewell to J-Lo’s slice of Pasadena paradise, Madre’s.

Who Should Serial Monogamist Drew Barrymore Date Next?

4:35AM Molly Friedman | After sufficiently mourning the split between Justin Long and Drew Barrymore by giving our iBook a tearful embrace, we found ourselves facing a familiar Drew-inspired dilemma: figuring out who the serial dater extraordinaire will add to her illustrious list of ex-boyfriends next. Even before sort of settling down with the Strokes’ token hottie Fabrizio Moretti, Barrymore winked and giggled her way into the hearts of a wildly eccentric group of actors, musicians, comedians, sex tape vendors, drug addicts, directors and Firecrotch ranters. She’s aimed high (Leo), low (Feldman), and was an early member of the Lesbian Chic bandwagon. After the jump, we take a look at all her past paramours in order to narrow down our own suggested candidates for the next round. More »

Justin Long Informs Drew Barrymore He Wants To Start Seeing Different Operating Systems

10:50AM Seth | A grieving flack has emerged from Drew Barrymore and Justin Long’s Shiva-House of Love, mascara smeared, lapel torn, and offering a somber, “I can confirm the split but have no other comment,” before adding, “And if you’d like to come in to pay your respects and have a nice piece of kugel, you’re more than welcome.” Our deepest condolences to both families. More »

When It Comes To Celeb PDA, Boob And Crotch Grabs Are Par For The Course

7:25AM Molly Friedman | When it comes to celebrity couples making out in public, you’d think all those beautiful people would know how to make a kiss look hot. They manage to do it on-screen with complete strangers, and frankly, a large part of their job is to hook up take after take and make it still look steamy and unrehearsed, right? But as our slideshow-happy friends at Us have shown us, stars are seriously lacking in the hot and heavy PDA department. While some couples (Drew Barrymore and Justin Long) are downright sweet, and some are disturbingly turning us on at such an early hour (Enrique and Anna Kournikova, natch), we’d like to officially ban any future photos of a select few couples getting down and dirty ever again. The good, the bad, and the nauseating, after the jump: More »

Is Drew Barrymore Laughing All The Way To The Altar?

3:50AM Molly Friedman | Putting Drew Barrymore’s last relationship with Fab from The Strokes aside, the girl does seem to fancy the funnymen (Tom Green, Zach Braff, and recent boytoy Justin Long among them). But after seeing beach pics reminiscent of those painfully staged Heidi and Spencer photos, we’re wondering if all this gooeyness means that yet another Drew Dating Disaster is in store. Among the comments made in her cover story from this month’s Vogue: “My cheeks hurt, I’m so happy.” Long’s gushy response? “She makes my cheeks hurt too.” Plus, Drew is apparently fond of calling him her “gentleman caller” (nice to see someone is still reading Tennessee Williams). And then there’s the kicker: as Oprah’s website reveals, Drew and Justin are set to make a “worldwide announcement” on Monday’s show… More »