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Leonardo DiCaprio Just Can’t Stop Kicking Supermodels To The Curb
9:40PM the cajun boy | Leo the Great dumped Bar Refaeli, Britney Spears is banging her agent at William Morris, Miley Cyrus dumped her boyfriend and is after Nick Jonas, Lauren Conrad’s new novel will be horrendous, and David Carradine bought lots of sex toys. More »
Miley Cyrus’s Faux-Coyness Calibrated To Tell You All You Need To Know About How Much Underwear-Model Arse She’s Getting
3:30AM Seth | Miley Cyrus kicked off her “I Wasn’t Killed By a Drunk Driver, Regardless of What My Hacked YouTube Page Sez! :D” tour with a stop at Ellen DeGeneres’s show, which won’t air until tomorrow. Ellen has become somewhat of a tween superstar guidance counsellor in recent weeks, having lent Taylor Swift a shoulder to cry on as the country star recounted her brutal, half-minute Jonas brother tele-dumping. Cyrus, however, proved a tougher nut to crack, offering nothing but a series of guttural grunts and snorts in response to DeGeneres’s line of underwear-model-boyfriend questioning. So embarrassed is she by the prospect of revealing the true nature of her relationship with the recipient of her obscene, catwalk-side tongue-gestures, Cyrus eventually tumbles sideways inside her chair—a bout of forced-coyness rendered all the more unsettling by her raspy giggles of fake embarrassment. *Shudder.* [Ellen] More »
Shocking Underwear Photos Of Miley Cyrus’s Underwear-Model Boyfriend Surface!
4:10AM Seth | We suppose there’s nothing particularly shocking about seeing a professional underwear model—in this case, Miley Cyrus’s 20-year-old tongue-interest, Justin Gaston—in his underwear. Still, that does little to diminish the thrill of witnessing him captured in his natural habitat—sheathed in close to nothing, save the name of a prominent fashion designer stretched along his hipbones in three-inch-high letters. The outstretched middle finger may say, “Screw the Disney star-making system!” but the tenderness with which he embraces Mile—hey, wait a second! That’s not Miley! Whore! More scandalising photos after the jump! More »
Billy Ray Cyrus Sees A Lot Of His Young Self In Underwear Model Currently Banging His Daughter
8:40AM Kyle Buchanan | Our little Miley is growing up so fast! This weekend, the erstwhile Hannah Montana threw her Sweet 16 extravaganza at Disneyland (despite the fact that she won’t actually turn sixteen for several more weeks) and one of the most notable acts was a rendition of “Achy Breaky Heart” performed by both her father, Billy Ray Cyrus, and Miley’s new underwear-modelling beau, Justin Gaston. Though some fathers might blanch at the idea of a smooth-crooning 20-year-old dating their 15-year-old daughter, Billy Ray tells Access Hollywood that he sees a lot of himself in the briefs-clad hunk: More »
