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Even Ellen’s Visual Aids Can’t Help Audrina Make Sense of Lauren’s Fling with Justin Bobby
9:00AM Kyle Buchanan | After so many seasons of shared LOLs, the relationship between Hills stars Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge appears to have come to an unfortunate, WTF-tinged end. Rumors are flying that Conrad betrayed her friend by hooking up with Patridge’s vacant, hirsute ex-boyfriend Justin “Bobby” Brescia, and today, Patridge took to the Ellen DeGeneres Show to further fan the flames. A clearly mystified DeGeneres tried to sort out the “who’s zooming who” particulars with the help of some visual aids, but only a Hills aficionado could make sense of a backstory so simultaneously convoluted and uneventful. Still, all the Dermalogica face cleanser in the world can’t hide Patridge’s newfound loneliness. Stay strong, auburn-haired one! [The Ellen DeGeneres Show] More »
Audrina To Stare Plaintively After Smelling Ex Justin Bobby on BFF Lauren Conrad
7:20AM Kyle Buchanan | Though Hills stars Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge recently patched up their fractured friendship under the warm, nurturing eye of multiple video cameras, a brand-new rumour has both girls on the outs yet again. Says E!: More »
The Finale Of ‘The Hills’: ‘Imagine Everything You’ve Seen And Then Completely Unimagine It’
10:35AM Molly Friedman | Last night, we tearfully watched as the third season of that Adderall-fuelled pity party known as The Hills came to a wisdom-filled conclusion. So what did we learn last night? Aside from newly cropped and suddenly hot Justin Bobby teaching Audrina (and us) that living alone means you can “come home and cook something,” and shockingly, “have people over,” Methanie Pratt managed to summarize the entire season’s course on Lives Of The Blonde And Vapid by telling villainous Spencer that one should always “think really hard before you do anything.” Below we bring you three tidbits to carry with you forever, involving drinking on the job, dieting leessons, and when the appropriate time to “shush” someone is: More »
