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The Paparazzi Take A Weekend Trip To Louisiana For Jamie Lynn Spears’ Baby Shower
4:10AM Molly Friedman | Baby showers tend to be happy, innocuous gatherings dabbled with smiley supportive friends, gushing family members and the occasional guest who clearly doesn’t want to be there. But when Juno Lynn Spears throws a big ol’ baby party down in sweet home Louisiana, party guests also include armed guards and security detail. Why? Well, big sis Britney came to town, bringing her best pair of booty shorts and that memorable messy blonde bun from her barefoot bathroom escapade days along. The rest of the guest list, including which family member was noticeably missing, after the jump. More »
Jamie Lynn Spears Spends 17th Birthday At Wal-Mart, And We Forgive Her
5:05AM Molly Friedman | Just as we were about to laugh a little bit at Juno Lynn Spears’ decision to spend her 17th birthday at a Ruby Tuesday restaurant and going on a shopping spree at Wal-Mart, we remembered back to our 17th birthday and stopped laughing. We were in college, in suburbia, and spent the day in class, then at some chain restaurant with our boyfriend, and probably at the movies in the mall. How quickly we forget that Jamie Lynn is still just a kid! Just because she’s grown up before our eyes and starred in a hit show and, well, gotten pregnant, doesn’t mean the girl shouldn’t abandon her awkward late teen years and all the mall-filled nights that go with them. More details on our favourite real-life Juno and her day of kicking “16 And Pregnant!!!” headlines to the curb, after the jump. More »
Jamie Lynn Spears’ Baby Registry Only Includes One Typo!
8:45AM Molly Friedman | Judging by some of the odder items featured on Juno Lynn Spears’ alleged baby registry, it seems as though the 16 year-old is hopeful that her precious little one will turn out to be another Spears family cash cow. As People revealed this morning, Jamie Lynn drove over 80 miles from her home in Kentwood to register her bundle of joy at Babies R Us (we’re guessing the internet must’ve been down in Kentwood?). Listed among necessities like strollers and baby monitors priced at $199, the mommy-to-be has picked out some jazzy presents designed to jump start an infant’s road to insta-stardom, which will likely come via a role on some Nickelodeon song-and-dance show. See the full list, including the Idol-in-training items, after the jump. More »
