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Discuss: Why Would A Studio Give Hayden Christensen a Three-Picture Deal?

8:00AM STV | There’s a valid debate to be had about the cosmic justice in news that Hayden Christensen this week agreed to a three-picture deal with Screen Gems. Beyond the obvious indignation that directors like David Lynch (and his cow) are reduced to promoting his films on the street while Werner Herzog remakes American B-pictures (when he’s not remaking his own), we might look to the more bracing reality that a man best known for pouting his way through two Star Wars films as Anakin Skywalker has been entrusted with the development of three movies for Sony’s genre offshoot. More »

Will Ferrell Will Do Literally Anything For Your Laugh-Dollars

4:04AM Seth | Tend to the wounds of your ill-advised weekend bear-wrestling adventures with the box office numbers:

Hayden Christensen Returns To His Charisma-Free Sci-Fi Roots

3:00AM Seth | Ease the bitterness of having to work on President’s Day with the knowledge that 1) Grover Cleveland always made his first and second assistants roll calls on Washington’s birthday, and 2) the names Roscoe Jenkins, Hanna Montana, and Juno appear nowhere in the weekend box office numbers: More »