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People
Pam Anderson’s Living The Trailer Life
8:30PM Andrew Belonsky | Pam Anderson’s back to her roots. Bethenny Frankel’s venturing out on her own. And Jeremy London actually got some press. But it’s not good. Here’s today’s gossip roundup. More »
People
Jon Gosselin Needs Benjamin Spock Like Crackheads Need Crack
1:15AM Foster Kamer | Kate Gosselin doesn’t trust her hubby. Robert Pattinson’s going to star in my new movie, playing me. Jay Leno pays tribute to the Jews. Julia Roberts and Eat, Prey, Love get grilled by the Hindus. Here is your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Summer Movie Cash Orgy Has A Short Guest List
2:34AM Natasha VC | A peacocked network has been brutalised by the economy. Meanwhile, a Burbank studio stores away a billion dollars in their water tower. And back at the ranch, robots are learning how to come together fight evil, eat, pray, and love. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Hey Ladies! Now You Can Be Even More Jealous Of Eat, Pray, Love
1:09AM Richard Lawson | Today it’s mostly just casting casting casting, as TV stars make movie moves and movie actors flee to TV. And Elizabeth Gilbert, I mean Julia Roberts, lands the Spaniard of her dreams. More »
People
Gossip Roundup: Jon And Kate Gosselin Plus Legal Eagles
12:30AM Foster Kamer | Jon and Kate are packing legal heat, now; so is Evan Dando, and Kobe Bryant’s maid, too, which finally gives TMZ the opportunity to teach readers about legislative law. Also, Marilyn Manson and Nazi Pubes. Your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »
Big Screen
Valentine’s Day: What He’s Just Not That Into You Hath Wrought
4:00AM Dodai | In February, thanks to a star-studded cast and aggressive marketing, He’s Just Not That Into You made $US94 million, despite being a gay minstrel show with “desperately needy” heroines and black people punchlines. Guess what? More »
People
Julia Roberts Curses Like A Sailor
7:32AM Richard Lawson | While she seems so nice in her movies, the real Julia Roberts works blue. At Sunday’s Lincoln centre tribute to Tom Hanks the actress spoke last, and boy did she say fuck a lot. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
The Terminator Can Self-Destruct, But It Cannot Destroy The View
3:53AM Defamer Hollywood | Everyone everywhere is mad about Terminator. Ashlee Simpson continues to plague us, as does The View. More film work for Tracy Morgan! And Julia Roberts too. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
11:55AM Jess McGuire | Someone just texted me and offered to pick me up from my house because it’s currently raining, and I got to write back “Is it still raining? I hadn’t noticed” and felt very pleased with myself. I don’t think the text recipient noticed or really cared about my Andi MacDowell pilfering genius, though, but I don’t mind. I managed to effortlessly use the most cringey line from Four Weddings And A Funeral in an everyday situation – SMS WIN!
And guess what else? I cannot find a clip of that scene on YouTube for the life of me. But I have located an infamously similarly hideous moment from Notting Hill.
I don’t understand how a normal human being sitting in a cinema could stay swept up in the rom-com moment when a clanger like “I’m just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her” is dropped into on-screen conversation.
And so I ask you, Defamer readers – what are some other movies out there that also feature jaw-droppingly bad moments of dialogue that made you feel instantly punchy when you first watched the film? I think I’m going to have to have a craptastic romantic comedy DVD binge in the next couple of days. More »
Is It Still Raining? I Hadn’t Noticed…
11:55AM Jess McGuire | Someone just texted me and offered to pick me up from my house because it’s currently raining, and I got to write back “Is it still raining? I hadn’t noticed” and felt very pleased with myself. I don’t think the text recipient noticed or really cared about my Andi MacDowell pilfering genius, though, but I don’t mind. I managed to effortlessly use the most cringey line from Four Weddings And A Funeral in an everyday situation – SMS WIN!
And guess what else? I cannot find a clip of that scene on YouTube for the life of me. But I have located an infamously similarly hideous moment from Notting Hill.
I don’t understand how a normal human being sitting in a cinema could stay swept up in the rom-com moment when a clanger like “I’m just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her” is dropped into on-screen conversation.
And so I ask you, Defamer readers – what are some other movies out there that also feature jaw-droppingly bad moments of dialogue that made you feel instantly punchy when you first watched the film? I think I’m going to have to have a craptastic romantic comedy DVD binge in the next couple of days. More » 
