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Joy Behar Had No Idea What A Blowjob Was Until Age 25
4:57AM Kyle Buchanan | Admit it: at times, when the fantasy of a live, Fox News-sponsored hatefuck with Elisabeth Hasselbeck simply won’t do, your thoughts turn to The View’s resident sexual lioness (when Barbara Walters isn’t there), Joy Behar. More »
Elisabeth Hasselbeck Can’t Wait Until We Appreciate Bush Like We Do Lincoln
4:35AM Kyle Buchanan | Perhaps cognisant that very soon they wouldn’t have George W. Bush to kick around anymore, the ladies of The View brought the crazy shouting and insane assertions big-time this morning. More »
Elisabeth Hasselbeck: A Nightmarish Year In Review
7:55AM Kyle Buchanan | Peer into The View, and soon The View starts to peer into you. Before long, you may develop a sudden affinity for pirate shirts and a tendency to shout “William Ayers!” More »
Don Rickles Terrorizes ‘The View,’ Insults Elisabeth, Barbara, Jay Leno, World
4:11AM Kyle Buchanan | Ever since Don Rickles appeared in the middle of the most painfully awkward Emmy ceremony ever and brought the house down by making fun of it, we’ve looked forward to the day when he would bring those same powers of incisive cruelty to The View. Today was that day. More »
Peeved Elisabeth Hasselbeck Tells Noted Indian Scholar to ‘Go Light a Bowl of Incense’
7:30AM Kyle Buchanan | Though Elisabeth Hasselbeck has offended many during her tenure on The View, she’s never quite had what could be called, in the show parlance, a “Ching Chong” moment. So named for Rosie O’Donnell’s Asian language impression in which she shrieked, “Ching Chong Ching Chong!” and stopped just shy of declaring, “That was me, Rosie, playing an Oriental!” the gaffe is the type that incurs the wrath of an entire race, and Hasselbeck may have had her own in this morning’s episode. More »
Barbara Walters to Rosie and Star: ‘Ladies, Get On With Your Lives’
3:39AM Kyle Buchanan | While promoting her upcoming variety show Rosie Live yesterday, Rosie O’Donnell shocked exactly no one by dishing dirt on her former View cohosts. “[Barbara Walters] wanted everyone to believe and think and act as if we get along and are really good friends and happy and hang out together, and, you know, that’s just not the reality,” O’Donnell said. “I’m not saying they loathe each other, but the fact of the matter is, there was not a lot of camaraderie off camera.” We’ve heard similar stories, but O’Donnell’s comments at least compelled the co-hosts to summon some on-screen camaraderie today in order to denounce both Rosie and intermittent Barbara-basher Star Jones. Sadly, we fear that their ridiculously transparent “The Former Co-hosts Who Must Not Be Named” shtick will only open the door for a publicity-hungry Debbie Matenopolous to attempt an unsolicited, aggrieved rebuttal in the pages of Life & Style. The View [ABC] More »
Millions Have Fought For Whoopi Goldberg’s Right To Not Know What ‘Suffrage’ Means
4:02AM Kyle Buchanan | Today on The View, Whoopi Goldberg (dressed as a Navajo jewellery saleswoman from Tuba City, Arizona) continued to press the topic that has quickly proved to be the show’s brand-new, post-election argument starter: same-sex marriage. More »
7:15AM Kyle Buchanan | No Limitations! It only took twelve years, but the last week of The View finally put the program over the top to become the highest-rated show in daytime. In particular, the November 5 edition attracted the show’s biggest audience ever (6.2 million), no doubt fuelled by interest in Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s concession speech the day after Barack Obama’s historic presidential victory. When reached for comment, Hasselbeck responded, “William Ayers?” [Variety] More »
Sherri Shepherd Vows to Defend Biblical Definition of Marriage That She Cannot Remember
3:22AM Kyle Buchanan | Who would’ve thunk it: apparently, The View’s dunderheaded, error-ridden discussion of California’s Proposition 8 didn’t go over so well with the gay community! On today’s show, Whoopi Goldberg divulged that the co-hosts had received angry phone calls from both GLAAD and Ellen DeGeneres in the wake of Friday’s conversation. Unfortunately, Goldberg’s list of errata and fact checks didn’t stop Sherri Shepherd and Elisabeth Hasselbeck from committing a few more blunders. More »