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Shocker! Katherine Heigl Wants A Baby, Whether Joshua Is Ready Or Not
9:15AM Mark Graham | Ah yes, the dog days of summer. These are the kind of days where nothing sounds finer than sitting ’round the backyard with a few of your closest chums, tossing back a few cold ones and firing up the grill. But this weekend, instead of cooking up some Hebrew Nationals and a few burgers, might we suggest that you bring all the fixins for a nice Dirt Sandwich instead? The ingredients are pretty simple, and you can’t beat the calorie count: all you need is an internet connection, a computer and an internet browser that’s pointed right here. If you have a laptop computer and a WiFi connection then, well, that’s even better. Gather your friends round the warm light of your computer screen and click play. Because nothing says summer time like topless supermodels, a John Stamos marathon make out sesh and Katherine Heigl’s continued emasculation of her husband Joshua. Enjoy! More »
If It Weren’t For Those Silly No-Smoking, No-Cursing Rules, Katherine Heigl Would Totally Go Mormon
10:30AM Molly Friedman | Katherine Heigl has never failed to shock us, whether she’s yapping about her highly tuned gaydar or wearing dresses made out of The Darjeeling Limited’s costume leftovers. But her latest comments on her childhood spent growing up Mormon suggest that, on top of burning Emasculated Husband Joshua Kelley’s pinky finger and forcing him to wait until the very second her biological clock beeps “Procreate!” to have kids, she may even make the poor guy raise said kids Big Love-style. As she recently told a British tab: “I’m not as disciplined about it was I once was, but I hope to find my way back as I get older and a little less selfish…I’m ashamed to say that I’ve just got very lazy about it. I satisfy my vices instead of fighting them.”
Katherine Heigl Seeks Escape From Doomed ‘Grey’s’ In Search Of Big-Screen Stardom
6:10AM Molly Friedman | We’ve been poking fun at Katherine Heigl for months now, and with good reason: she just can’t stop saying the darndest things about her emasculated husband Joshua Kelley, she is completely lacking gaydar … frankly, this list could go on for hours. But after hearing the news that Heigl is pushing for an escape from the ratings-challenged Grey’s Anatomy following a fiscally successful contract renegotiation later made public, we’re inching towards Team Heigl for the first time. As a source tells MSNBC:
Not Only Does Katherine Heigl Wear The Pants In Her Marriage, She Also Wears The Boxer Briefs
3:15AM Molly Friedman | As we’ve come to learn over the past few months, Katherine Heigl wears the pants in her relationship with crooner Josh “Call Me Joshua” Kelley. She’s made it clear that when it comes to baby-making, attracting gay men and winning Hollywood over, Heigl will have us know that she pretty much outperforms her hubby in every way. And just to prove her point that much further, Josh’s beloved Katie will soon appear on the big screen wearing a very tight pair of tighty whities. And putting our strained relationship with “the next Julia Roberts” aside, we must say she’s about to give Tom Cruise a run for his money.
Katherine Heigl Doesn’t Understand Why Any Guy, Gay Or Straight, Wouldn’t Want Her
3:50AM Molly Friedman | Not only does Katherine Heigl lack the sensitivity gene when it comes to her marital bliss, but she’s also missing a hefty dose of gaydar. Before her Grey’s Anatomy co-star T.R. Knight was sweetly outed by since-fired Isaiah Washington, Katie apparently had a big ol’ schoolgirl crush on him during the first season. And in standard Heigl fashion, she simply couldn’t comprehend why T.R. wasn’t showering her with affection after weeks of batting her lashes and sending out ostentatious signals. As The Sun quotes Katie: “I was getting nowhere and I was super-confused. I was like, ‘Hello? Do I have something hanging out of my nose? Why aren’t you paying any attention to me?”
10:15AM Molly Friedman | Katherine Heigl continues to ever so subtly remind her husband Josh “Call Me Joshua” Kelley that she does, and always will, wear the pants in their frightening relationship. This time, domestic issues are going beyond proving her social dominance or explaining on national television that their marriage would likely dissolve should they be forced to spend two consecutive weeks together. No, now Katie’s moved on to the touchy topic of having Heiglets. And unsurprisingly, she plans on having them when she wants them, no matter how unready Joshua may be. As she puts it, “I think he’d prefer to wait a little more time, but I kind of wouldn’t.” [People] More »
10:15AM Molly Friedman | Katherine Heigl continues to ever so subtly remind her husband Josh “Call Me Joshua” Kelley that she does, and always will, wear the pants in their frightening relationship. This time, domestic issues are going beyond proving her social dominance or explaining on national television that their marriage would likely dissolve should they be forced to spend two consecutive weeks together. No, now Katie’s moved on to the touchy topic of having Heiglets. And unsurprisingly, she plans on having them when she wants them, no matter how unready Joshua may be. As she puts it, “I think he’d prefer to wait a little more time, but I kind of wouldn’t.” [People] More »
Nothing Comes Between Katherine Heigl And Her Nicotine — Not Even A Little Burglary!
8:50AM Mark Graham | We’d like to begin this post by emphatically stating that getting your car broken into SUCKS. We have been there, it is awful, and we genuinely empathize with Katherine Heigl and her emasculated husband Joshua during this time of need. But, having gotten that out of the way, we’d like to point out a few of the more absurd things about this clip. First and foremost, we’ll begin with TMZ’s editorial decision to set up a clip about a car being burgled by using a scene from … wait for it … The Great Muppet Caper! More »
