We assume we should muster up some vague sense of excitement since News Ltd announced over the weekend that "Australia's golden girl of international modeling" Gemma Ward could very well be doing the deed with Hollywood heartthrob Josh Hartnett.
Tall, dark and oh so beautifully wrapped, Hartnett might just be the perfect gift for Ward - who celebrates her 20th birthday today.
Earlier this week the supermodel and the super-cool stud were the celebrity guests of honour at a Halloween party hosted by V magazine at New York's Gramercy Park Hotel.
While her smouldering companion was all rock star in shades and suit, there was nothing frightful about Ward, who painted the party gold with her metallic makeover.
The event marked the second time the genetically blessed couple have stepped out together in a fortnight, after being spotted having dinner together at Manhattan noshery Gamma last week.
It sounds like love, oh yes indeed.
Of course, whenever we hear the name "Josh Hartnett", we can't help but automatically think of Bruce Beresford's cheekily named memoir
"Josh Hartnett Definitely Wants To Do This... True Stories From A Life In The Screen Trade" and then, having never read the book and being horrible types, jump straight to the possibly hasty conclusion that Josh Hartnett is an epic tosser.
But he was bloody good in 40 Days & 40 Nights, wasn't he?