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12:00PM Clem Bastow | Things seemed to be going quite swimmingly for “our” Peter Andre in the aftermath of his rather high-profile divorce from Katie “Jordan” Price, so it was only natural that things would end up hitting the skids sooner or later. Enter, stage left, Katie’s gay friends.
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Peter Andre “Targeted” By Katie Price’s Gay Army
12:00PM Clem Bastow | Things seemed to be going quite swimmingly for “our” Peter Andre in the aftermath of his rather high-profile divorce from Katie “Jordan” Price, so it was only natural that things would end up hitting the skids sooner or later. Enter, stage left, Katie’s gay friends.
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12:01PM Jess McGuire | As someone who has followed the Peter Andre/Jordan relationship closely – from its promising beginning on television show I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here when Jordan rebuffed Peter’s romantic advances by proclaiming he had a dick the size of an acorn, right to the bitter end – I was always under the impression that Dwight Yorke, the father of Jordan’s eldest child Harvey, was a rubbish father and quite the dim bulb. Seems I may have been wrong on both counts… More »
Dwight Yorke Slams Peter Andre
12:01PM Jess McGuire | As someone who has followed the Peter Andre/Jordan relationship closely – from its promising beginning on television show I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here when Jordan rebuffed Peter’s romantic advances by proclaiming he had a dick the size of an acorn, right to the bitter end – I was always under the impression that Dwight Yorke, the father of Jordan’s eldest child Harvey, was a rubbish father and quite the dim bulb. Seems I may have been wrong on both counts… More »
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2:08PM Jess McGuire | Post-divorce Peter Andre seems to be going great guns. People in the UK seem to vaguely respect him for behaving in a relatively classy way during his split from Katie Price, he’s looking buff again, he’s just released his first album in half a decade, and now teenage girls are going wild for him, old school style! More »
Peter Andre Swamped By Fans Of His Music… No, Really.
2:08PM Jess McGuire | Post-divorce Peter Andre seems to be going great guns. People in the UK seem to vaguely respect him for behaving in a relatively classy way during his split from Katie Price, he’s looking buff again, he’s just released his first album in half a decade, and now teenage girls are going wild for him, old school style! More »
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2:15PM Jess McGuire | Seems like the former Mrs Andre has proven once and for all that she’s about as classy as we all secretly imagined. Apparently she ruined her gay best friend’s wedding by having a sweary tantrum after being denied access to the karaoke machine. Yes, really. More »
Sweary Jordan Ruins GBF’s Wedding
2:15PM Jess McGuire | Seems like the former Mrs Andre has proven once and for all that she’s about as classy as we all secretly imagined. Apparently she ruined her gay best friend’s wedding by having a sweary tantrum after being denied access to the karaoke machine. Yes, really. More »
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11:23AM Jess McGuire | The British tabloids are rather excited by the latest adventures of Katie Price aka Jordan, the soon-to-be former Mrs Peter Andre. What’s she been up to? Oh, you know. Chillaxin’ with cage fighters, and partying hard. Pretty standard, really. More »
Peter Andre’s Ex Spotted Getting Cosy With Cage Fighter
11:23AM Jess McGuire | The British tabloids are rather excited by the latest adventures of Katie Price aka Jordan, the soon-to-be former Mrs Peter Andre. What’s she been up to? Oh, you know. Chillaxin’ with cage fighters, and partying hard. Pretty standard, really. More »
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12:14PM Jess McGuire | If I told you I was actually shocked to learn Peter Andre and his equine loving missus Katie Price (aka Jordan) had decided to call it quits, would you believe me? You should, because I am being somewhat genuine. Of course they’re publicity hounds, but I really thought those two crazy kids were gonna make it work! If their love can wither and die, why should the rest of us even bother trying to find someone special? More »
Peter Andre And Jordan Have Split!
12:14PM Jess McGuire | If I told you I was actually shocked to learn Peter Andre and his equine loving missus Katie Price (aka Jordan) had decided to call it quits, would you believe me? You should, because I am being somewhat genuine. Of course they’re publicity hounds, but I really thought those two crazy kids were gonna make it work! If their love can wither and die, why should the rest of us even bother trying to find someone special? More »
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12:46PM Jess McGuire | Take a look at the angelic face on the left. Blonde curls, giant blue eyes, a ready wave for photographers, milky skin which could possibly become extremely brown if exposed to sunshine on a Greek Island for an extended period of time/repeated visits to a tanning salon… Can she dance? We can’t tell for sure from the photo we’ve got, but she seems like she could hold her own if forced to compete in a body roll competition under a waterfall. Would she fail at an attempt to represent her country at Eurovision? Possibly.
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Which Famous Celebrity Couple Are The Parents Of This Little Girl?
12:46PM Jess McGuire | Take a look at the angelic face on the left. Blonde curls, giant blue eyes, a ready wave for photographers, milky skin which could possibly become extremely brown if exposed to sunshine on a Greek Island for an extended period of time/repeated visits to a tanning salon… Can she dance? We can’t tell for sure from the photo we’ve got, but she seems like she could hold her own if forced to compete in a body roll competition under a waterfall. Would she fail at an attempt to represent her country at Eurovision? Possibly.
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2:53PM Jess McGuire | Did you know that Katie Price aka Jordan aka Mrs Peter Andre is on Facebook? Yes, she is! Obviously she doesn’t want to get pestered by fans, so she’s come up with an astounding name to throw people off the scent.
Yup, that ought to do the trick.
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Katie Price Goes Incognito On Facebook
2:53PM Jess McGuire | Did you know that Katie Price aka Jordan aka Mrs Peter Andre is on Facebook? Yes, she is! Obviously she doesn’t want to get pestered by fans, so she’s come up with an astounding name to throw people off the scent.
Yup, that ought to do the trick.
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Robbie Williams Is Going Alien Hunting
10:31AM Jess McGuire | Remember this glorious period in Robbie Williams’ career?
Or when he was singing successful duets with assorted pop stars/movie actresses?
And canoodling hot older celebrities?
Or singing adorably deranged songs about how he would make Hollywood fall in love with him (which, you know, they never did – but the sentiment was rather stirring, regardless of how impossible the man’s dreams were)?
I just wanted you to remember Robbie Williams’ Good Times™ before informing you that the increasingly reclusive pop singer has asked Peter Andre to go alien hunting with him.
Yes, Peter Andre. Yes, alien hunting.
Says the always reliable (cough) FemaleFirst:
More » Peter Andre And Jordan Are Not Having Another Baby! They’re As Unhappy As Ever!
9:14AM Jess McGuire | If you can’t turn to the tabloids for facts about celebrity wombs, then how on earth are we meant to get accurate information regarding the comings and growings occurring inside the disturbingly taut bellies of famous ladies? By waiting until the individuals involved make a public statement? Pah. That takes too long!
So anyway. Yesterday’s excitement about new baby for Jordan and Peter Andre? Foolish. A rep has piped up that she’s not up the duff, and the Daily Mail assures us that not only are they not having another child, but their marriage is still a fragile creature.
Katie Price and Peter Andre reignited rumours of marital woes last night after leaving a London nightclub separately. The couple, who have been persistently plagued by reports their marriage is on the rocks, hit hotspot Movida in what appeared to be an show of unity. But the evening quickly unravelled for the notoriously argumentative pair, who ended up heading home hours apart.
Hours apart? Oh no! Everyone knows that couples who are able to separate themselves from each other for more than a ten minute period are on the rocks! More » 