Even though I was rooting for Alice all the way in Australia's Next Top Model Cycle 3, you couldn't beat second-runner-up Jordan Loukas in the hilarity stakes. And, following that abortive Runway To LA farce, and the usual "too fat to model" fuss (too short is more likely the story, darls), I'm pleased to see Loukas is focusing on acting and presenting, since she was always too sparky to sit still and Vogue.

And I'm also pleased to read about her partying skills, which seem to be second to none!

A self-confessed "rock tragic" Loukas may have been a little overwhelmed to have been rubbing shoulders with industry veterans including You Am I's Tim Rogers, Grinspoon's Phil Jamieson and Silverchair's Chris Joannou - who had assembled to support music producer turned brewer Matt Lovell launch his lager label.

Loukas clearly thought it was a solid drop, as by 10.30pm she was "absolutely trashed", according to a party source, and jumping up and down on a couch before face-planting into the floor.

"She was clearly hammered - and even when she fell she didn't seem to feel it," the amused source told Confidential.

The model-turned-actress was suffering from a case of short-term memory loss when Confidential put the boozy balls-up to her yesterday, cheekily quipping: "I don't remember that, but I can ring my friend and ask."

Ha, "I can ring my friend and ask", gold, gold for Australia! I'd love to see Jordan become the next Ding Dong or something - surely with all their bonings Channel Nine has an opening for the plucky Marickville babe?

While we barracked for Alice all the way through cycle 3 of Australia's Next Top Model, it was plucky and hilarious "gangsta bitch" Jordan Loukas who we not-so-secretly loved.

Whether she was eating a box of teeth/lips-staining blueberries before a beauty shoot or piling Milo into a glass while deadpanning "It's good for me?", she was the comic relief of the show.

Well, thanks to her AusNTM champion, Charlotte Dawson, Jordan is heading back to LA.

The model wannabe has hit the US for Runway to LA, Fox8's reality series that follows her attempts to break into Tinseltown's cut-throat modelling industry.

Film crews will be following the leggy stunner and her model mentor Charlotte Dawson for two weeks as she goes to castings and is snapped for campaigns, but Loukas isn't strutting her stuff for just any old gig.

The show will air on Fox8 later this year, and we'll be jonesing for more Jordan gold.