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Jennifer Aniston Must Compete With Gerard Butler’s War Pug
1:15AM Foster Kamer | Jennifer Aniston: now eliciting tabloid sympathy. Scott Rudin: still a dick, but a funny one who hates his mother. Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart: prisoners of the vampire kingdom, which needs to go. Winehouse: mess-y. Presenting your Monday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »
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Renee Zellweger Is The Tiger In Bradley Cooper’s Bathroom
10:07PM the cajun boy | Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger are so doing it, Kevin Jonas is engaged, Hayden Panetierre is totally naked in her new movie, Tinsley Mortimer is dating a German aristocrat and Mischa Barton gets kicked out of a London nightclub’s bathroom. More »
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Britney Rocks Britain With Decadent Sex Parties
9:00PM the cajun boy | Britney is planning the “filthiest aftershow party” to ever hit the UK, Lady Gaga wants to bang all the Jonas Brothers at the same time, Lindsay Lohan is seeking to enter fashion as a “creative consultant,” and the Susan Boyle crazy breakdown story gets even sadder. More »
Barbara Walters Asks Your Burning Oscar Night Questions
1:35PM Defamer Hollywood | While you were busy ogling pretty ladies in pretty dresses, the US’ ABC was airing Barbara Walters’ investigative report on the really important issues. Such as: Is Joe Jonas a jerk? And is Hugh Jackman gay? More »
A Tale Of Two Grammys: Radiohead Bludgeons The Jonas Brothers
4:45AM STV | If the incoming Oscar producers are serious about their pledge to detonate the awards show and rebuild from scratch, may they take two imperative lessons from Sunday night’s Grammy telecast: More »President Obama Reveals Extent of Malia’s Crush On Nick Jonas
6:45AM Kyle Buchanan | “Malia Obama-Jonas”…has a nice (purity) ring to it. [HuffPo] More »
NYPD Prepares For A Jonas Bros. ‘New Year’s Tramplin’ Eve’
6:00AM Seth | When the NYPD looks at the Jonas Brothers, they see something far more ominous than a fraternal trio of virginally delicious pop stars: They see a NYE riot at the Crossroads of the World. More »
Russell Brand Willing to Personally Defile the Jonas Brothers
3:50AM Kyle Buchanan | Though Russell Brand defined this year’s MTV Video Awards by repeatedly cracking jokes about the Jonas Brothers’ purity rings, it had seemed of late that the comedian had moved on to Helen Mirren. More »
Meet The Newest Wholesome Family Sensation: The Emanuel Brothers!
8:14AM Seth | Pictured on a Disney premiere red carpet is fraternal showbiz sensation the Emanuel Brothers—Ari (the sexy brooding one, and the brains of the operation), Rahm (the cute, vocal one), and Zeke (the goofier-looking older one who you’d still totally be thrilled to settle for)—sending their throngs of young admirers into screaming fits and fainting spells. More »
