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John Stamos Reiterates For The 367th Time That He’d Like To Retire In Australia

2:57PM Jess McGuire | Just in case you missed former Full House star John Stamos repeatedly slurring to morning television queen Kerri-Anne that he loves Australia and would like to retire here, he’s mentioned his desire to move Down Under once ER choose not to renew his contract yet again, this time in an interview where he explains he is no Hoff! He is the Stammonator – Teetotaller and Terrible Self-Medicator! “I did not drink either morning. I do not have an alcohol problem. I am not David Hasselhoff. This is not a pattern.” The Hoff, who was videotaped shirtless and rambling in a Las Vegas hotel room earlier this year, has previously said he is a recovering alcoholic. But not Stamos, whose tired and emotional outburst, he claims was down to the improper use of sleeping aid Ambien and jumping time zones in his hectic travel itinerary. “By the time I got to Australia my body was so out of whack,” he said. But it was not until four days after he landed that the one-time Full House heartthrob slurred his way through an interview with television writer Stephen Downie before following up the outburst on Kerri-Anne Kennerley’s morning show the next day. “I took a sleeping pill at 5 in the morning.Now I know that Ambien is an eight-hour sleeping pill so if you take it, you better get eight hours sleep. Do not take it at five in the morning,” Stamos said. “I really do feel bad. I hope Australia will give me a chance to redeem myself.” Despite hitting the headlines daily while he was Australia for all the wrong reasons, Stamos said he still loves Australia and wants to retire here. Yes, yes – we know. To a magical bar on the beach where girls drink for free and there’s shrimp and blah blah blah (staggers out of room). More »

John Stamos: “You’ll Never Find Me Eating A Hamburger Off The Floor Like That Lush Hasselhoff”

7:36AM Defamer Hollywood | One happy byproduct of John Stamos’s recent Australian escapades – including an unhinged KAK visit in which the actor waxed incoherently about the size of a Tele journalist’s genitalia and Princess Diana’s death – is that the ER star’s deformed belly button has ceased to be the most interesting about him. Still, the series of discombobulated media appearances Down Under seem to have done more bad than good for Stamos’s profile, and now the actor wants everyone to know that the real culprit was just some prescription sleep-aids. From TVGuide.com: More »

Jet-Lagged John Stamos Tries To Recall How Many Olsen Twins He Used To Work With

12:38PM Defamer Hollywood | In a suspiciously incomprehensible promotional performance that recalls Paula Abdul’s finest, power-napping junket work on behalf of American Idol, hunky TV doctor and former Full House “cool uncle” John Stamos slurred his way through an ER press appearance in Australia yesterday. The Daily Telegraph reports that the actor and his publicist jointly ascribed his inability to clearly articulate his thoughts on his still-vital relationship with the Olsen Twins to a brain-clouding cocktail of coffee abuse and jetlag, an explanation the paper cynically dismisses by noting that Stamos has “been in Sydney since Thursday”. Through the magic of the internets, a worldwide system of info-tunnels through which images of a famous person’s every misstep can be instantly disseminated, you can enjoy a clip of the interview, deciding for yourself whether the flack’s diagnosis of Stamos’s rare Delayed, Caffeine-Enhanced Time Zone Readjustment Syndrome is a valid one. Stamos Slurs Through Press Call [Breitbart.TV] ER star Stamos zoned out [Daily Telegraph] More »