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Radio
10:59AM Jess McGuire | My favourite news story of yesterday had to be the one about Joel and Benji Madden cracking it over being asked to play a ridiculous game while appearing on the highly successful breakfast radio program The Matt & Jo Show on Melbourne’s FOX FM. More »
The Maddens Hate The Matt & Jo Show
10:59AM Jess McGuire | My favourite news story of yesterday had to be the one about Joel and Benji Madden cracking it over being asked to play a ridiculous game while appearing on the highly successful breakfast radio program The Matt & Jo Show on Melbourne’s FOX FM. More » 
Online
How Will Arnold Schwarzenegger Punish His Poor Wife?
8:41AM Ryan Tate | The governor of California promised “swift action” against his wife; Joel Madden knows everything; and Biz Stone fell in love with Seinfeld all over again. More »Good Charlotte Confused As To Why They’ve Never Been Asked To Play At The Big Day Out
1:58PM Jess McGuire | Newly single Benji Madden recently talked to New Zealand’s Sunday Times about the fact his band Good Charlotte have never been asked to join the Big Day Out tour.
“The guy who runs Big Day Out doesn’t like us for some reason I don’t even know why,” Benji told Sunday News.
“We do all the other festivals and we enquired about it. Who knows maybe he’ll eventually crack, but maybe not. We’re just going to keep knocking on his door late at night saying, `Come on dude!”‘
Hopefully the door remains unanswered. Because Good Charlotte are shit.
Benji continues to open up about his time with Paris Hilton… More » 
Sharon Stone’s Groceries Get the Glamour Treatment
10:00AM STV | After a couple of stellar installments spotlighting Kim Kardashian’s bad driving and Ryan Gosling’s puke aversions, we’ve been experiencing a bit of a drought on the PrivacyWatch front. And as much as we appreciate this week’s contributions — from Sharon Stone’s grocery adventures to Nick Nolte’s post-traumatic mocha therapy — we have to say: We are this close to discontinuing this feature unless we get some motherfucking sightings up on this motherfucking plane. So! For what we hope isn’t the last time: Hollywood PrivacyWatch is produced by Defamer readers for Defamer readers, so keep sending us your tips with “PrivacyWatch” “or “sightings” in the subject line. There’s no “u” in “surveillance” for nothing. More »
Lindsay Lohan’s Fetish For Boyfriend-Stealing Strikes Yet Again
9:40AM Molly Friedman | When it comes to the art of stealing boyfriends, no one does it better than Lindsay Lohan. As Star reports in their current issue, the blood-sucking barer of flesh successfully seduced her former slim fast buddy Nicole Richie’s fiance this weekend. And her timing is suspiciously awful, considering new mum Richie is said to be sorely missing her party girl past. As a source tells Star:
Who’s Happier, Nicole Richie The Bony Party Girl Or Nicole Richie The New Mom?
6:20AM Molly Friedman | Will Nicole Richie (shocker!) ultimately wind up just like that other tabloid favorite who got knocked up a wee early and eventually morphed into a ripped pantyhose-wearing, bathtub-hopping gurney-strapped party girl? As MSNBC reports, Richie is finding herself torn between the So! Wonderful! life of motherhood and domestic bliss all those parenting magazines assure us is pure happiness, and her former profession as a full-time mischief causer: More »
Remember The Days When The Last Person Paris Hilton Wanted To Be Was Nicole Richie?
10:50AM Molly Friedman | It’s tough to remember (or believe) that once upon a time, Nicole Richie was merely Paris Hilton’s chubby, recently-rehabbed, dread-locked sidekick. She made a name for herself by starting fights in clubs and providing a crude antidote to the far more glamorous Paris during the first season of The Simple Life. Fast-forward five years later (just like in Lost!); Richie has managed to outshine Hilton’s star status not by doing anything in the way of “work,” but instead by transforming into a style icon with a fiance and baby to boot. And lately, Paris seems to be doing everything in her power to copy her former lesser half’s life, from her choices in fashion and boyfriends to her recent and sudden slim-down. More »
Paris Hilton Wants ‘Double Wedding’ With Frenemy Nicole Richie And Brothers Madden
8:30AM Molly Friedman | With news that Paris Hilton is just dying to plan a “double wedding” with Nicole Richie and baby daddy Joel Madden, we’ve decided that the heiress has a hard time determining what exactly makes for marriage material. Hilton and Madden’s brother Benji haven’t even announced any engagements via blog post yet, but Paris isn’t wasting any time daydreaming about matching hers and Nicole’s matching wedding gowns and, if we’re lucky, an off-key duet of “Stars Are Blind” sung at the altar by the dual vocal powerhouse that is P&N. But at just 26, just how many times has Paris found the man she plans on spending the rest of her beautiful life with? We took a look back at the modern day Liz Taylor in the making: More »
Nicole Richie’s New Baby Already Eschewing Mom’s Dieting Advice
3:02AM Molly Friedman | After shelling out a reported $1MM to Nicole Richie and That Guy From Good Charlotte, People unveiled their Super! Exclusive! Must! Credit! People! baby photos of Harlow Winter Kate Madden today. And something about those droopy eyes and vacant glare do suggest that Joel Madden is indeed the father. Although we don’t yet see any resemblance to Mama Nicole, Harlow is definitely packing junk in the…cheeks. But that’s a good thing! For a close-up of the just-under-two-month-old sporting the grim expression of someone who knows that their life is going to turn into a True Hollywood Story, click through. More »
