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Who Will Play Role Of Jessica Simpson’s Boyfriend In Papa Joe’s Sequel To ‘Pimp My Daughter’?
9:20AM Molly Friedman | At this point in Jessica Simpson’s sad, sad career, it’s become clear that her only chance of making headlines is by sleeping with a new guy, getting dumped by that new guy, or whining over one of the many guys who’ve dumped and/or slept with her. As we learned this week, her most recent conquest — QB Tony Romo, who Jessica called “her future husband” in Glamour’s March issue before admitting that “this article could come out and Tony and I could be broken up” — rid himself of the Game Day Curse just as her ex-fling John Mayer was popping up all over the weeklies swapping spit with Jennifer Aniston and her fembot nips. Naturally, Jessica reacted by drinking herself silly and, we presume, making several late-night calls to her Dadager, Papa Joe, requesting her next romantic PR stunt stat. So the question is: which lucky bachelors will Joe pay off set her up with this time to guarantee continuous coverage of his darling daughter? Our suggestions, after the jump.
CAA, Ashlee Simpson Survive Brief Brush with Wikipedia Terrorist
5:45AM Defamer Hollywood | An eagle-eyed Defamer operative caught a wonderful if short-lived revision at CAA’s Wikipedia page this morning, when, for 30 precious minutes, the agency’s storied history of talent relations included colluding with Joe and Ashlee Simpson to rip off her song “My Model”: More »
Papa Joe Simpson Officially More Ruinous To Daughters’ Lives Than Dina Lohan
7:00AM Molly Friedman | Has Joe Simpson gone from a pimpy fame-hungry Dadager to a bonafide nutcase? Not that we’re surprised or anything, but his recent interferences with daughter Jessica’s “relationship” with quarterback Tony Romo suggest there may be a few gurney-riding trips in his future. As OK! reports this week, Joe’s intrusive behaviour has Romo’s family feeling like their son is being used and, even more disturbing, he showed up uninvited to a private Mexico vacation Jess and Tony took earlier this year. According to OK’s source, “Whatever hopes Tony had of his relationship with Jessica turning into something real pretty much ended with Joe’s stunt. According to his friends, they’re pretty much just friends with benefits.” But judging from Jess’s romantic past, isn’t Friend With Benefits pretty much her primary career these days? More »
Ashlee Simpson Exclusives Not Worth The Pretty Penny Papa Joe Was Hoping For
10:05AM Molly Friedman | We were admittedly underwhelmed upon hearing that lip sync princess Ashlee Simpson and her guyliner-sporting beau Pete Wentz were planning on tying the knot, but we are somewhat pleased to hear about all the trouble it’s causing Papa Joe Simpson. Unsurprisingly, the engagement seems to be the result of Pete “doing the right thing” after knocking up his girlfriend. And in an attempt to turn a sticky situation into a pot of gold, minister-turned-Dadager Joe is allegedly trying desperately to make some quick cash by selling his daughter’s story to the weeklies, conveniently timed to coincide with her upcoming album’s release: “‘Joe is contacting all the weeklies and asking them to pony up $1 million to put Ashlee on the cover’…Sadly, there is some interest – but not for anything close to $1 million.” So how much is an Ashlee cover worth these days? Apparently just as little as Lindsay Lohan demands for taking her top off on-screen…
