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Flotsam & Jetsam
This Is What $US11,716 Funeral Invitations Look Like
9:43PM Ravi Somaiya | Michael Jackson’s death continues to form effortless metaphors of his life. At his private family funeral the remaining Jacksons were charged $US35,000 for “burial garments”, $US21,455 for food and $US3682 for a framed picture, among other ludicrous inflations. More »
People
Joe Jackson Assists Michael Jackson’s Posthumous Valuation
3:30AM Foster Kamer | And you think your parents are bad? This Is It came out over the weekend, and to celebrate, Joe Jackson isn’t remembering his son’s life. He’s telling Extra that Michael Jackson’s worth more dead than he is alive. More »
People
Michael Jackson Still A Gigantic Celebrity — Except In New York
3:11AM Brian Moylan | Last night was the premiere of This Is It, and there were galas in 16 cities around the world. Most of them were huge, ornate affairs. Except in New York, where barely anyone noticed. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
The Ulcer-Inducing Career Updates Of Lindsay Lohan
3:00AM Foster Kamer | Lindsay Lohan’s career brings out the worst in Jewish Mother impulses. Brad Pitt busts himself up on a motorcycle, LADIES. The Rock shows true colours: stone cold asshole. Sienna Miller, Roman Polanski, Gays, Musicals: presenting your Monday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »
Small Screen
Joe Jackson Sells Out His Grandkids For Reality TV Fame
3:19AM Brian Moylan | A&E purchased the reality show The Jacksons: A Family Dynasty which will feature appearances by the late Michael Jackson’s three kids: Prince, Paris and Blanket. Thankfully, at least one Jackson thinks this is a bad idea. More »
People
Michael Jackson Burial Solemn, But Still A Spectacle
5:34PM Andrew Belonsky | 70 days after his death, Michael Jackson has finally been laid to rest. At once somber and extravagant, the event boasted sorrowful celebrities, an army of limousines, ushers dressed as cadets and even a conclusion of sorts. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Everyone Hates Katherine Heigl
10:15PM the cajun boy | Seth Rogen and Judd Apatow trash Katherine Heigl, Joe Jackson confirms Michael Jackson’s Norwegian lovechild, Britney mocks K-Fed’s weight gain, Robert Redford dislikes Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Simpson has an expensive new reality show and Sienna Miller needs love. More »
People
Joe Jackson: Plugging Away
7:26AM Richard Lawson | Oh, Joe Jackson. Deceased Michael’s monster of a father held a press conference today with Al Sharpton in which he managed to lovingly honour his tragically-fated son, promote his “record company” and just appear all around looney-tunes. More »
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