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Tilda Swinton Will Destroy Donald Trump
8:30PM Andrew Belonsky | Tilda Swinton and Donald Trump fighting. So are Tori Spelling and Star. And, yes, even Gore Vidal and Ed Koch. But at least there’s some love: Heidi Klum and Seal had baby number four. Welcome to your Tuesday gossip roundup! More »
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Madonna And Michael’s Rivalry: Exhumed!
12:05AM Andrew Belonsky | Michael Jackson saw rivalry in Madonna’s eyes, Kelly Rutherford’s husband won’t be coming near her, and Jude Law’s not the best father. All that and more in your Friday Gossip Roundup! More »
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Joe Francis, Brody Jenner, Playmate Get Into A Fight. Karma Wins.
1:00AM Foster Kamer | Joe Francis fought with Brody Jenner and his girlfriend. Kristen Stewart’s naked, lacks confidence, blows Robert Pattinson…away. Jason Biggs + Monkey = Comedy. Lily Allen is scary, Jessie Spano needs advice, Oasis broke up. Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup. More »
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Colonel Kate Major’s War For Jon Gosselin’s Soul
11:45PM Foster Kamer | Jon Gosselin’s pissed Kate Major’s lying about them being together. Another parent peddles her kids for money when really, she should be a Spider Man villain. Lindsay Lohan gives me Gwyneth’s GOOPy runs. Happy Saturday Evening, let’s do this shit: More »
Joe Francis Arrested Again, Yay!
2:28AM Kyle Buchanan | There are some things in life that we’ll never get tired of. The incarceration of flashcore titsploitation entrepreneur Joe Francis is one of those things. Break out the body shots! More »
Evil-Genius Lawyers Can’t Get Joe Francis Stink Out Of New Furniture
7:37AM STV | Update time! Remember the ambitious Milwaukee lawyers who weirdly namechecked slammer-bound clients Wesley Snipes and Joe Francis en route to swanky new Malibu digs? Yeah — that didn’t turn out so well. More »
Most Awful People On Earth Flock To Park City To Toast The Spirit Of Indie Cinema
2:44AM Seth | Worst Publicist in the World™ Jonathan Jaxson sent us this photo of Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak, who “spent a weekend of intimacy with [fellow irredeemable sleazebag] Joe Francis while at Sundance.” More »
Here’s Joe Francis Bashing Lindsay Lohan’s Girlfriend, Samantha ‘Rosnan’
2:20AM Kyle Buchanan | Got a paper towel handy? You may need to clean your monitor after watching this much buzzed-about clip of Joe Francis on Tyra yesterday, in which the slimy, Girls Gone Wild conspiracy peddler talks about Lindsay Lohan (”She’s not gay!”) and her girlfriend, “Samantha Rosnan” (close!). “You dated Lindsay?” Tyra begins, as an evasive Francis wonders whether ten margaritas and two successful exhortations of “Show me that firecrotch!” in Cabo can necessarily be defined as “dating.” Then, talk turns to Lohan’s sapphic inclinations. More »
Can Wesley Snipes’s Evil Genius Lawyers Help You Live the Tax-Evading Hollywood Dream?
4:20AM STV | We’ve heard of (and often tried) a lot of ways to ladder-climb in Hollywood, but “superstar tax-evasion defence attorney” is one we had pretty far down our list, just above “blogger.” Still, that’s not stopping Robert Bernhoft and Robert Barnes (or simply “the Bobs,” as Portfolio refers to them in its November issue) from parlaying their momentum from last spring’s Wesley Snipes trial into a kind of Malibu-based, Uncle Sam-swatting empire. “Wait,” you ask, “didn’t Wesley Snipes get three years in prison for misdemeanor tax evasion?” True, but these pinstriped paragons of justice have their own brazen, slightly lawyerly way of looking at it. More »
