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		<title>Oh No! Heidi Montag Wants Child!</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/08/oh-no-heidi-montag-wants-child/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 10:05:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew Belonsky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Heidi Montag wants to be impregnated. Bethenny Frankel wants new friends. And Martha&#8217;s Vineyard wants to see Chelsea Clinton wear white. Good morning! It&#8217;s Monday&#8217;s Gossip Roundup!

Reality show siren Heidi Montag thinks she&#8217;s ready for children. Thankfully, her husband, the weaselly Spencer Pratt, has enough common sense to hold off on reproduction. [NYDN]


Superman: Man [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Madonna Regrets Divorcing Normal Person</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 14:45:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Foster Kamer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Madonna regrets breaking up with Guy Ritchie because she&#8217;s bored schtupping young men, Sienna Miller burned her breasts, and Joan Rivers is paranoid. Here&#8217;s your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup.

Madonna regrets breaking up with Guy Ritchie, supposedly. Also, the novelty of dating her A-Rod proxy, Jesus Luz, has worn off, sources say, which is besides all [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kelly Bensimon Can&#8217;t Get Any Love From Gerard Butler</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/08/kelly-bensimon-cant-get-any-love-from-gerard-butler/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 11:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>the cajun boy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gerard Butler rejects Kelly Bensimon, Adam Lambert&#8217;s fans throw sex toys at him, Ashley Olsen is surprised she didn&#8217;t end up like Britney, Ryan O&#8217;Neal gave his 11-year-old son cocaine, Joan Rivers hates Jon Gosselin and Madonna plagiarizes a poet.

Kelly Bensimon got dissed by Gerard Butler after the two exchanged phone numbers in June &#8220;after [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Joan Rivers Not Happy About Missing Out On A Mardi Gras Float</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 03:44:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jess McGuire</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ladies and gentlemen, the woman who talked openly at the Logies a few ago about John Wood&#8217;s trick pelvis is back in Australia, and already her gums are fast flapping away at media. Yes, Joan Rivers had only been in the country for just sixty minutes before she rang up Confidential and gave them access [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Joan Rivers on Tom Hanks, Ricky Gervais, and Julia Louis-Dreyfus: &#8216;Nazis&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/09/joan_rivers_on_tom_hanks_ricky_gervais_and_julia_louisdreyfus_nazis-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 22:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kyle Buchanan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ newVideoPlayer("/joanmel_def.flv", 506, 423,""); Bounced from E!, the TV Guide Channel, and even Stylelist.com, times have been tough for red carpet commentators Joan and Melissa Rivers. For this week&#8217;s Emmy ceremony, the two were reduced to vlogging for MyHollywood.com, though the deal came with one potential upside: their patter was supposed to receive a link [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vote Now in the High-Stakes Hollywood Joker-Alike Contest</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/09/vote_now_in_the_highstakes_hollywood_jokeralike_contest-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 19:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>STV</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After her latest round of plastic surgery, Joan Rivers has once again sparked concern that her postmodern facial sculpting has perhaps gone one operation too far. &#8220;My motto is, &#8216;Better a new face coming out of an old car than an old face coming out of a new car.&#8217; Spend your money on you,&#8221; the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In a Very Special Boardroom, Joe Francis Tells Trump, &#8216;Show Me Your Tits&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 20:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Defamer Hollywood</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Currently enmeshed in a terrible global conspiracy involving 17-year-old girls, U.S. District Judges, a shadowy cabal of vampires (and most likely the Stonemasons), Girls Gone Wild proprietor Joe Francis is on the hunt for a way to restore his good name &#8212; and there&#8217;s no one more willing to help than Donald Trump. Already the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Unorthodox Bid For Thin Mints, Joan Rivers Calls Women &#8216;Whores&#8217; At Girl Scouts Fundraiser</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:18:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Defamer Hollywood</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Where does a 75-year-old comedienne go after being banished from British TV for cussing out Russell Crowe? Well, if you&#8217;re Joan Rivers, you pick your filthy mouth up off the floor and move on to the next logical place for your brand of blue humor: a Girl Scout fundraiser in Orlando, Florida. 
Rivers was there [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kathy Griffin Orders A Lauren Conrad Hit On National TV</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/07/kathy_griffin_orders_a_lauren_conrad_hit_on_national_tv-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 01:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Seth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ newVideoPlayer("/wozleno_def.flv", 506, 423,""); &#183; Sorry to ladle on the Kathy Griffin today, but did she just tell Jay Leno she wants to shoot the cast of The Hills dead? So, basically, if any John Hinckley-type admirers out there are looking for some spectacular gesture of devotion, you&#8217;ve just received your marching orders. [Tonight Show] [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We Can Only Hope Someone Is Filming This&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 23:10:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jess McGuire</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Over a month since the press release regarding Olivia Newton-John&#8217;s fundraising venture the Great Walk to Beijing was sent out, we&#8217;ve finally looked closely enough at the fine print (well, the print in general) and realised that &#8211; goddamn it! &#8211; the entire thing appears to be the most brilliant concept ever for a reality [...]]]></description>
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