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For $US4.2 Million, You Can Sleep In Russell Brand’s Bedroom

9:00PM Azaria Jagger | Russell Brand’s house is for sale (so he can move in with Katy Perry?), Pam Anderson pulls a Blanche DuBois, and Robert Pattinson has poor hygiene. Welcome to tonight’s gossip roundup. More »
People

Everybody Was Kung-Fu (And Every Other Kind Of) Fighting

11:01PM Ravi Somaiya | Rihanna and Chris Brown continue to use domestic violence to sell things, the Hoff beats up old people, Clinton and Bush refuse to savage each other for money, Madonna may or may not be a bad girlfriend, and more! More »
People

Jon Gosselin And The Jews: A Match Made In Zion

1:35AM Foster Kamer | Wow. Do we have a special one today. Jon Gosselin, seeking help from a rabbi. Alex Rodriguez thinks he’s a centaur. Jessica Simpson’s man requirements. Lady Gaga’s ballet. RobPatz’s marriage prospects. Presenting today’s epic Gossip Roundup. Get scared… More »
People

Golly, People Think Sarah Palin’s Overpriced

8:15PM Andrew Belonsky | Some ignorant folk don’t think “public speaker” Sarah Palin deserves her outlandishly steep paycheck. Eddie Furlong’s hitting the coke pipe. And Penelope Cruz enjoys kissing both Charlize Theron and Scarlett Johansson. It’s your Wednesday morning gossip roundup! More »
People

DJ AM Report Reveals Sad Fact

8:00PM Andrew Belonsky | DJ AM took OxyContin the night he died. Spencer Pratt takes his absurdity to new levels. And Kate Hudson wants to take over A-Rod’s apartment. All that and more in your Wednesday Gossip Roundup! More »
Music

Madonna Video Not As Bad As We Thought

4:00AM Brian Moylan | The final version of Madonna’s latest video “Celebration” came out today and, like we hoped the dreaded 15 seconds that was leaked isn’t in the final edit. That doesn’t mean what is left is that much better. More »
Music

Let’s Pray To Jesus These Aren’t The Best 15 Seconds Of Madonna’s New Video

5:36AM Brian Moylan | It’s so bad, in fact, that if it didn’t star her pubescent model boyfried, Jesus Luz, we’d think it was a fake. Madge, what is going on in your Kabballah-riddled brain? More »
Music

“Stand Back. The Lady Has A Pilates Class To Get To.”

5:44AM Brian Moylan | [Madonna leads her troupe of children (including boyfriend Jesus Luz) through the streets of Italy earlier today. Apparently she is in mourning for her 51st birthday. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
Flotsam & Jetsam

Samantha Jones Is On The Prowl Once Again

10:01PM the cajun boy | Kim Catrall breaks up with her man, Will and Jada Smith have lots of sex, Chace Crawford is moving out of Ed Westwick’s to get his own apartment and Megan Fox is shopping for a house. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Will Kanye And Rihanna Be The Next Jay-Z And Beyonce?

9:45PM the cajun boy | Rihanna may be getting over Chris Brown by boning Kanye West, Jesus Luz puts Madonna in the “friend zone,” Mike Tyson’s 4 year-old daughter is on life support after accidentally hanging herself with an electric cord, and Brooke Shields expresses regret for not slutting around when she was young. More »