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People
Everybody Was Kung-Fu (And Every Other Kind Of) Fighting
11:01PM Ravi Somaiya | Rihanna and Chris Brown continue to use domestic violence to sell things, the Hoff beats up old people, Clinton and Bush refuse to savage each other for money, Madonna may or may not be a bad girlfriend, and more! More »
People
1:35AM Foster Kamer | Wow. Do we have a special one today. Jon Gosselin, seeking help from a rabbi. Alex Rodriguez thinks he’s a centaur. Jessica Simpson’s man requirements. Lady Gaga’s ballet. RobPatz’s marriage prospects. Presenting today’s epic Gossip Roundup. Get scared… More »
Jon Gosselin And The Jews: A Match Made In Zion
1:35AM Foster Kamer | Wow. Do we have a special one today. Jon Gosselin, seeking help from a rabbi. Alex Rodriguez thinks he’s a centaur. Jessica Simpson’s man requirements. Lady Gaga’s ballet. RobPatz’s marriage prospects. Presenting today’s epic Gossip Roundup. Get scared… More »
People
Golly, People Think Sarah Palin’s Overpriced
8:15PM Andrew Belonsky | Some ignorant folk don’t think “public speaker” Sarah Palin deserves her outlandishly steep paycheck. Eddie Furlong’s hitting the coke pipe. And Penelope Cruz enjoys kissing both Charlize Theron and Scarlett Johansson. It’s your Wednesday morning gossip roundup! More »
People
DJ AM Report Reveals Sad Fact
8:00PM Andrew Belonsky | DJ AM took OxyContin the night he died. Spencer Pratt takes his absurdity to new levels. And Kate Hudson wants to take over A-Rod’s apartment. All that and more in your Wednesday Gossip Roundup! More »
Music
Madonna Video Not As Bad As We Thought
4:00AM Brian Moylan | The final version of Madonna’s latest video “Celebration” came out today and, like we hoped the dreaded 15 seconds that was leaked isn’t in the final edit. That doesn’t mean what is left is that much better. More »
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Let’s Pray To Jesus These Aren’t The Best 15 Seconds Of Madonna’s New Video
5:36AM Brian Moylan | It’s so bad, in fact, that if it didn’t star her pubescent model boyfried, Jesus Luz, we’d think it was a fake. Madge, what is going on in your Kabballah-riddled brain? More »
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5:44AM Brian Moylan | [Madonna leads her troupe of children (including boyfriend Jesus Luz) through the streets of Italy earlier today. Apparently she is in mourning for her 51st birthday. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
“Stand Back. The Lady Has A Pilates Class To Get To.”
5:44AM Brian Moylan | [Madonna leads her troupe of children (including boyfriend Jesus Luz) through the streets of Italy earlier today. Apparently she is in mourning for her 51st birthday. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
Flotsam & Jetsam
Samantha Jones Is On The Prowl Once Again
10:01PM the cajun boy | Kim Catrall breaks up with her man, Will and Jada Smith have lots of sex, Chace Crawford is moving out of Ed Westwick’s to get his own apartment and Megan Fox is shopping for a house. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Will Kanye And Rihanna Be The Next Jay-Z And Beyonce?
9:45PM the cajun boy | Rihanna may be getting over Chris Brown by boning Kanye West, Jesus Luz puts Madonna in the “friend zone,” Mike Tyson’s 4 year-old daughter is on life support after accidentally hanging herself with an electric cord, and Brooke Shields expresses regret for not slutting around when she was young. More »
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9:51AM Jess McGuire | Just when I was thinking Madonna had finally found someone perfectly suited to her, the press are daring to suggest that Ms Ciccone’s latest relationship is in actual fact a total sham conjured up for publicity reasons and to make former husband Guy Ritchie jealous!
Madonna’s relationship with toyboy Jesus Luz has surprisingly been deemed a publicity stunt by friends, who say she’s just trying to make her ex-husband jealous.
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Could Madonna’s Relationship With A 22 Year Old Aspiring Model Be A Stunt? Say It Ain’t So!
9:51AM Jess McGuire | Just when I was thinking Madonna had finally found someone perfectly suited to her, the press are daring to suggest that Ms Ciccone’s latest relationship is in actual fact a total sham conjured up for publicity reasons and to make former husband Guy Ritchie jealous!
Madonna’s relationship with toyboy Jesus Luz has surprisingly been deemed a publicity stunt by friends, who say she’s just trying to make her ex-husband jealous.
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