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People
The End Of Elizabeth And John Edwards?
8:00PM Andrew Belonsky | Elizabeth Edwards may have given up on her marriage. Paris Jackson knows who killed her father. Liz Taylor once tried suicide. And Palin could be trying her hand at beauty. Good morning, sunshine! Here’s your Thursday gossip roundup! More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Ryan O’Neal Hit On His Daughter, Tatum O’Neal, At Farrah’s Funeral
9:45PM the cajun boy | Ryan O’Neal is a creepy man, Billy Joel has a sad over the breakup of his marriage, Jude Law fell for the “I’m on the pill” con, David Beckham is scared of Shaquille O’Neal and Jessica Alba frolics. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Colonel Kate Major’s War For Jon Gosselin’s Soul
11:45PM Foster Kamer | Jon Gosselin’s pissed Kate Major’s lying about them being together. Another parent peddles her kids for money when really, she should be a Spider Man villain. Lindsay Lohan gives me Gwyneth’s GOOPy runs. Happy Saturday Evening, let’s do this shit: More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Paris Hilton’s Tainted Goods Are Back On The Market
9:29PM the cajun boy | Paris Hilton dumps her toolish boyfriend, Shia LaBeouf issues a statement to let everyone know he’s not boning his mother, Victoria Beckham’s nipples tour London, Jessica Alba is under investigation for vandalism, and Jeremy Piven preaches about mercury poisoning. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Photos Leak Of Jessica Alba At Meeting Of Yale Secret Society
3:28PM the cajun boy | About an hour ago a tip came in featuring the following subject line: “Jessica Alba Visits Yale Secret Society, Pictures Leaked!” Whoa! The “Wolf’s Head Society!” Oh hell yes! Let’s take a look, shall we? More »
Big Screen
Valentine’s Day: What He’s Just Not That Into You Hath Wrought
4:00AM Dodai | In February, thanks to a star-studded cast and aggressive marketing, He’s Just Not That Into You made $US94 million, despite being a gay minstrel show with “desperately needy” heroines and black people punchlines. Guess what? More »
Bill O’Reilly Challenges Jessica Alba’s Knowledge of European Peace-Keeping
8:28AM Kyle Buchanan | Though we were heartened by Jessica Alba’s recent kiss-off of Bill O’Reilly (her best performance since Into the Blue!), she’s now been sucked back into a Fox News fight that’s paying off with diminished returns.
Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Jessica Alba and Cash Warren
2:27AM STV | 1/26 — JESSICA ALBA and CASH WARREN courtside at the Clippers/Trailblazers game last night. Everyone knows that Cash is Baron Davis’ buddy, so shouldn’t they go to a game when Baron actually PLAYS? [Hollywood PrivacyWatch is written by and for Defamer readers; send your sightings to tips@defamer.com.au.] More »
Jessica Alba’s O’Reilly-Bashing Inspires Unfamiliar New Feelings Of Respect
6:50AM Kyle Buchanan | When Bill O’Reilly’s producers sought to ambush dim-bulb celebrities at the Inauguration festivities, they settled upon Jessica Alba as a potential target. Alba, however, was having none of it. More »