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Jon Returns Money That Kate-Hate Will Spend On Her Roadkill Hair

2:15AM Foster Kamer | Jon and Kate Gosselin are basically the worst people in the history of TV. Scott Weiland’s wife: a crazy-awesome smack addict. Kanyeezy’s community serveezy. J-Lo’s Lola gives me facehurt. Weirdos! Celebrities! Whatever! Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »
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Brad Takes Jolie Woes To Aniston At “Secret” Meeting

8:15PM Andrew Belonsky | Are Jennifer and Brad going to reconcile? Will Nancy Grace eat Jon Gosselin’s face? Can Levi Johnston get in shape for Playgirl? And why do women find Jeremy Piven attractive? Welcome, inquisitive reader, to your Wednesday gossip roundup! More »
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Talk About A Fish Tale

1:38AM Brian Moylan | Warning: Jeremy Piven has resumed eating fish. All Broadway shows are doomed.
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Jeremy Piven Will Repeat His Story Until You Think It’s True

12:45AM Brian Moylan | The devil is in the details, and the details to this little devil’s story keep getting piled on. Piven told David Letterman last night that he not only had mercury poisoning, but a host of other ailments as well. More »
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Nation’s Seafood Industry Is Unimpressed With Jeremy Piven

12:44PM Andrew Belonsky | Jeremy Piven today celebrated his court victory over the producers of Speed-the-Plow, who sued the actor after he dropped out of their production. He said he got “mercury poisoning” from fish. The National Fisheries Institute wants you to remain sceptical. More »
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Jeremy Piven Celebrates Victory Over Evil Broadway Producers

6:14AM Brian Moylan | The arbitrator in the case of sushi-loving Jeremy Piven versus the Broadway producers of Speed-the-Plow ruled today that the producers could not prove their breach of contract suit against the star. But they still think they were right. More »
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He Took Off The Basket

12:26AM Brian Moylan | [Jeremy Piven butches it up for his big adventure, pedaling in style to meet his girlfriend yesterday in Malibu. Photo via X17]
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Lindsay Lohan Having Awful Week Of Unintended Confiscation

1:30AM Foster Kamer | Lindsay Lohan’s house may have been broken into, live! Katie Holmes inspired creepy Scientology fashion lines. Charles Dickens was a ladies’ man’s mumma’s boy. Jeremy Piven: alive. Bill Clinton: bedbugged. Anna Paquin: nekkid. Presenting your Monday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »
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Here’s Your Jeremy Piven Mercury Level Update

7:02PM the cajun boy | Ever since Jeremy Piven almost died from eating sushi and had his corpse turned into a thermometer by David Mamet, the world has been wondering, “How are Piven’s mercury level doing like these day?” Well, now we know. More »
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Brangelina Will Have To Pry My Gray’s Papaya From My Dead Hands

1:00AM Foster Kamer | Brad and Angelina want to move to the Upper West Side; I’d prefer they didn’t. Shirley Jones wants to get naked; same. Piven’s a perv, Shatner’s sad, Paul McCartney sucks, Stevie Wonder does blow! Here’s your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »