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Rabbi: Michael Jackson Thought He Was A Lizard. Seriously.

1:15AM Foster Kamer | If you expect the results of that headline to be anything but spectacular, stop reading, click past the jump now. Anna Paquin’s doggy ring, Khloe Kardashian, Neve Campbell, Snoop Dogg, BBC sitcoms. Presenting your ridiculous Saturday Gossip Roundup: More »
People

Demi Moore And Rumer Willis Cavort With Male Strippers In Vegas

9:29PM the cajun boy | Demi and Rumer enjoy some male stripper action, Jessica Simpson angles for an American Idol gig, the fate of Michael Jackson’s corpse remains a creepy mystery, Lady Gaga abuses men, Britney sports a new bikini, and Hugh Grant contemplates retirement. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

The Cameron Diaz/Jude Law/Leo DiCaprio (DiLawRio?) Love Triangle

10:10PM the cajun boy | Cameron Diaz is a playa, Jessica Simpson drowns her dumping sorrows with friends, Lilo and Sam Ronson engage in an epic fight over Drea De Matteo, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy are engaged and Jeffrey Donovan get a DUI. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

The Megan Fox Topless Photos You’ve All Been Waiting For

9:59PM the cajun boy | The week she’s starring in a blockbuster film release, nude photos of Megan Fox magically appear on the internet, Artie Lange is banned from the Tonight Show, Lindsay Lohan goes berserk in a club, and Paris dishes on boning Ronaldo. More »
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Resorts To Desperate Measures To Keep Her Dog

8:43AM Jess McGuire | Break ups are hard enough at the best of times. Not only must you deal with shattered dreams and busted up hopes for the future, but there are shared appliances! Sometimes kids! But worse than arguing over who gets the microwave and/or your two year old child? Pet-ernity disputes! Jennifer Love Hewitt recently split from her fiance, Scottish actor Ross McCall, and now their dog Mona has led to a heart wrenching tug of love. Despite an amicable split from fiance Ross McCall earlier this month, neither party can bear to be separated from their boxer Mona. Jennifer is even believed to be resorting to dirty tricks to win the pooch’s loyalties. Dirty tricks? Goodness, what has she done? More »

Are TV’s Favourite Juggsy Clairvoyants Doomed To Being Alone?

8:15AM Seth | In a disconcerting trend for top-heavy actresses currently starring as fictional psychics in network primetime, Patricia Arquette and Jennifer Love Hewitt have left their significant others. More »

Jennifer Love Hewitt, Freddie Prinze Jr. Face Bomb-Making Charges For ‘Delgo’

6:18AM STV | Our crystal ball is known to break down occasionally, but rarely does a movie undercut our box-office guesses by more than 60%. And then came Delgo, whose implosion last weekend is truly, historically unprecedented. More »

Jennifer Love Hewitt Claims That ‘Us’ Cover Was a Big, Fat Surprise

10:30AM Kyle Buchanan | Jennifer Love Hewitt found headlines last winter when unflattering paparazzi photos prompted her to cry, “To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini–put it on and stay strong.” Sadly, it appeared that Hewitt then took advice from 30 Rock’s Jack Donaghy (”She needs to lose thirty pounds or gain fifty. In between has no place in television”), for she re-emerged sharing her weight loss secrets on the cover of Us Weekly two months ago. Now, Hewitt tells TV Guide that the mixed message was just one innocent misunderstanding: More »

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Ass

9:00AM Defamer Hollywood | The now-infamous celebrity hindquarters that recently found itself at the centre of a cellulite-related tabloid scandal, has politely refused Playboy’s generous offer to correct the recent paparazzi-inflicted indignity by lending the rump its legendary, dimple-eradicating Photoshop and soft-lighting services. The magazine, however, is still holding out hope that ongoing negotiations with the rep for the actress’s less media-shy breasts will be more fruitful. [ITW] More »

The Week In Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Ass

9:15AM Defamer Hollywood | Unquestionably, Jennifer Love Hewitt’s arse has seen better weeks. Its “hang” has been discussed in great detail on The View, it’s been forced onto the cover of People against its will, and the celebrity-obsessed media, always ready to descend like cellulite-craving vultures the minute even an inch of slightly dimpled skin is exposed, have continued to ignore its size 2 owner’s public plea for privacy during these difficult times. Current TV laments this sorry state of affairs, compiling two-and-a-half jam-packed minutes of all the rump-related coverage we’ve been subjected to over the previous five days; perhaps now that we’ve all gotten this out of our collective system, Hewitt’s embattled buttocks can finally know some peace. Tough Love [Current.com] Previously: Leave Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Ass Alone! [Defamer] More »