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Porn Star Beseeches Carrie Prejean To Sell The Stupid Tape

9:19PM Azaria Jagger | Carrie Prejean is horrifed by Shauna Sand’s attempt to inspire her; Bijou Phillips’ incest movie was a lot less creepy before Mackenzie wrote that book; 50 Cent has some tattoos removed. Et voila, Wednesday’s gossip! More »
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Jon Returns Money That Kate-Hate Will Spend On Her Roadkill Hair

2:15AM Foster Kamer | Jon and Kate Gosselin are basically the worst people in the history of TV. Scott Weiland’s wife: a crazy-awesome smack addict. Kanyeezy’s community serveezy. J-Lo’s Lola gives me facehurt. Weirdos! Celebrities! Whatever! Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »
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Is Nicholas Cage The New Wesley Snipes?

10:23PM the cajun boy | IRS authorities are after Nick Cage, Clooney shows off his new lady-friend, Jude Law met the mother of his latest child on the street at 4am, Britney Spears has a new do and a Sopranos movie is in the works. More »
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You Cannot Stop Jude Law’s Prolific Seed-Planting

9:17PM the cajun boy | Jude Law has knocked up an unnamed lady-friend, Mel Gibson attacks someone in a club, George Clooney has an Italian “lapdance model” by his side, Mischa Barton’s friends are worried about her and Amy Winehouse’s dad fakes a heart attack. More »
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Does Michael Jackson Have A 25 Year-Old Son?

9:27PM the cajun boy | Michael Jackson may have a secret child, Billy Joel gets a rebound girl, Ruth Madoff travels in ripped jeans and a baseball cap, Britney Spears’ father pronounces his daughter completely sane and Sienna Miller goes off on an interviewer. More »

Leah Remini Ready to Drag J-Lo Away from ‘Suppressive’ Marc Anthony

5:17AM Kyle Buchanan | America’s favourite love affair between a former Fly Girl and a Puerto Rican skeleton may be coming to a tragic end. That is, if Leah Remini has anything to say about it! More »

Jennifer Lopez And Marc Anthony Renew Their Vows

11:40AM Jess McGuire | Awww, if this isn’t the sweetest thing I’ve ever heard… Jennifer Lopez and husband Marc Anthony have taken time out of their busy schedules to renew their wedding vows in the city of temporary love Las Vegas. Hmm, upon reflection, it isn’t the sweetest thing I’ve ever heard. That would have to be the tale of the chimpanzee who is raising white tiger cubs in South Carolina, but hey, this is a story, it involves a few famous people, and we’ve got nothing on. Let’s investigate. More »

J. Lo Hesitant To Add ‘Scientologist’ To Her Multi-Hyphenate Resume

7:20AM Kyle Buchanan | In the “special skills” area on the back of her headshot, renaissance woman Jennifer Lopez is able to list so very many things: whispery acting, AutoTune proficiency, early 1990s dance mastery… the list goes on and on. Still, there is one useful Hollywood skill that La Lopez has always been cagey about showing off, and it’s her intimate familiarity with Scientology. Though her dad has been a Scientologist for over twenty years and Lopez pals around with famous L. Ron disciples like Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and Leah Remini, she tells the Daily Beast that she’s still a free agent — though her new twins might not be so lucky: More »

BREAKING NEWS: Over the wires from Us Weekly …

8:20AM Kyle Buchanan | BREAKING NEWS: Over the wires from Us Weekly comes this exclusive, breaking story, which the magazine immediately rushed to the top of its website: “Jennifer Lopez’s Sister Has Baby Girl!” According to the magazine, sister Lynda “and her beau Adam Goldfried” welcomed their daughter into the world on August 28. Knowledge of this three-week-old birth from the sister of a celebrity is now yours — must credit Us Weekly. [Us] More »

J-Lo, J-Hud and Dems Playing Poker: A ‘Defamer Decides’ Round-Up

8:05AM STV | How does the slowest industry news week of the year suddenly become a busy one at Defamer? Simple: Just add a Washington bureau! However, since we entered grueling negotiations last week to bring Victoria Jackson aboard as our full-time bureau chief and ideological consultant, we’ve fallen behind on a list of essential stories coming out of this week’s Democratic National Convention. So for the sake of your political edification and our poor, congested inboxes, here’s the latest worth knowing from Denver and beyond: