jennifer garner
Big Screen
Valentine’s Day: What He’s Just Not That Into You Hath Wrought
4:00AM Dodai | In February, thanks to a star-studded cast and aggressive marketing, He’s Just Not That Into You made $US94 million, despite being a gay minstrel show with “desperately needy” heroines and black people punchlines. Guess what? More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Antonio Sabato Jr. Wins Top Acting Prize. Seriously.
12:41AM Richard Lawson | Lots of movies have been cast, as have some TV shows. People we like get work (Helo), and people we don’t like get work (the Til’ Death guys). Plus, the unstoppable Sabato. More »
Tomorrow’s In-Flight Viewing Today, Starring Matthew McConaughey
7:50AM STV | The good news for Matthew McConaughey: His forthcoming romcom Ghosts of Girlfriends Past is certain to debut to at least 200 times the opening gross of his singular flop Surfer, Dude. The bad news? More »
Inaugural ‘Celebrity Babymaking Month’ Sets High Affleck-Damon Standard For Years to Come
8:40AM STV | The pitter-patter of little feet is getting kind of annoying today at Defamer HQ, where news of not one, not two, not three, but four celebrity pregnancies and/or births have us hand-delivering sex-ed pamphlets to front desks everywhere from CAA to ICM. Even in this uncertain era of creative gas-rationing and looming SAG strikes, Hollywood seed is flying, and nowhere is it landing more conspicuously than in the always-competitive sphere comprising Matt Damon, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner; just when Damon and wife Luciana had welcomed Gia Zavala Damon into the cruel, cruel world, Garner confirmed her pregnancy with her and Affleck’s own second child. Then, as the rivals regrouped to plot their escalation, Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale went and blobbed at Cedars-Sinai: More »
The Top 10 Female TV Characters Women Want To Be Like And Men Want To Be With
8:05AM Seth | You didn’t think we’d post last week’s Top Ten of the coolest male TV characters without following up with one dedicated to all the honeys, now, did you? And while our definitive men’s list—checked and rechecked by a panel of TV experts canvassed at various local correctional facilities and gourmet coffee outlets—surprisingly met with some vocal opposition, we’re confident its vagina-filled counterpart will please even the most persnickety of TV-lady lovers. There’s only one way to know for sure, however. Click play, and decide for yourselves. More »
Gary Busey Apologizes For Attempting To Suck The Blood From Jennifer Garner’s Neck
5:31AM Molly Friedman | By now, we’ve all seen the video of Gary Busey’s vampire-like neck-raping of Jennifer Garner on the red carpet the other evening. But you might not have seen (or heard) that Busey managed to pry himself from his coffin early on Monday morning and delivered a heartfelt (yet borderline creepy) apology to Garner on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show. During this interview, we learn that The Buse also managed to spring another surprise attack on the carpet on Sunday (specifically, he interrupted a Fox News interview with George Clooney). However, as disturbing as all of Busey’s confused red-carpet lunging on The Most Important Night In Showbiz was, we found ourselves even more disturbed after learning about his “interesting odor.” More »
