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Jenna Jameson, who already looks startlingly, …
8:45AM Defamer Hollywood | Jenna Jameson, who already looks startlingly, almost grotesquely different than when she started out in the porn biz 15 years ago, is about to look even stranger. That’s because she’s pregnant with twins thanks to the handy work of UFC and Celebrity Apprentice star Tito Ortiz. Jenna announced the happy news on her MySpace blog yesterday. “Yes everyone,” she writes. “I can officially confirm that Tito and I are expecting twins! I had my second ultrasound today and was greeted by two big healthy babies with pounding hearts. I can’t even express the extreme serenity that came over me once I saw my children inside me. It has been my dream to have children for an extremely long time, and I truly feel like finally the time is right and god has blessed me. I have never felt more like a woman, or more alive.” We’re talking about a woman who’s had a lot inside her already, so these twins must really be something special. Congrats from all your friends here at Defamer! [Starpulse] More »
Ali Lohan ‘Makes It Delicious’ In Televised Tryout For Vaunted Porn Producer
10:55AM Molly Friedman | It’s always a hoot when you show up to an audition thinking you’re just trying out for another straight-to-DVD horror remake, only to find out afterwards that you just emoted all your talents in front of a titan of the porn industry. In yet another display of complete parental ignorance, Dina Lohan’s decision to send Lindsay-wannabe Ali on a journey to score a part in Troll in this weekend’s season finale of Living Lohan was kind of equivalent to sending your 14-year old daughter on a read-through of Bun Busters 13 or Breast Wishes 15. Yes, Ali’s eager efforts to make it big in showbiz has officially included a smiley “nerve-wracking” experience reciting classic lines like “Ratburgers!” in front of the multi-coloured hair piece-topped Peter Davy, responsible for discovering gangbang queen Houston, among many other hardcore accomplishments. The clip, including Ali’s stomach-tightening attempt to impress the porn industry professionals, after the jump. More »
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Jenna Jameson Steps Over Naked Bodies Littering The Porn-Star Crossover Trail
7:41AM Defamer Hollywood | Jenna Jameson’s mainstream star turn in this week’s Zombie Strippers seemed bemusing enough to us a while back — right around the time, probably, that dirty-minded Premiere critic Glenn Kenny undertook his massive new survey of porn-star crossover attempts. We knew a little about the wide trajectories of most performers cited here, including Marilyn Chambers, Traci Lords and obviously Jameson herself. We didn’t know, however, the degree to which more worldly veterans like Ron Jeremy were slumming when they first broke into smut:
The impossible dream imagined last year as …
6:45AM Defamer Hollywood | The impossible dream imagined last year as word of the scintillating, straight-to-DVD Zombie Strippers — an actual movie starring Jenna Jameson and Nightmare on Elm Street veteran Robert Englund — circulated around the Web inched closer to reality last week, with Sony Pictures so certain of the magic at hand that it announced theatrical releases in more than a dozen cities April 18. A note slipped over the Defamer transom this morning (with the accompanying poster) alluded to “worldwide media sensation” Jameson’s role in a strip club that gets hit with a secret government virus: “As one of the strippers gets the virus, she turns into a supernatural, flesh-eating zombie stripper, making her the hit of the club. Do the rest of the girls fight the temptation to be like the star stripper, even if there is no turning back?” We can hardly wait to find out, though we’re guessing that like all canonical zombie films with ripe moral metaphors on hand, only a forceful 20-spot to the G-string can save the afflicted dancers from an eternity of brain-chomping damnation. [Sony Pictures] More »
British Tabloid Press Mounts Full-Scale Attack Against ‘Trout Pout’ Infestation
6:23AM Molly Friedman | After turning their swarthy disdain for Jaffa Cake Knees into a full-out journalistic attack, the Brit tabloids are at it again, only now they’ve sunk their unmanicured claws into an affliction rampant in Hollywood they’ve dubbed “trout pouts.” Known victims of said affliction, like Jenna Jameson and Heidi Fleiss, have long been injecting so much poison into their lips that kissing them might feel a bit like sucking on an well-inflated balloon. Angelina Jolie Pillow Lips, these are not. After singling out once-quite-pretty actress Saffron Burrows as the poster girl for T.P., they’ve unleashed their venomous pens on several other poufy-lipped ladies–and no group of newsies writes a meaner caption than the snarky Brits. NSFYH (that’s Not Safe For Your Health) pics, along with their brush-offs, after the jump. More »
Jenna Jameson Coming, Not Necessarily Cumming, To Australia
10:01AM Clem Bastow | Porn queen and mistress of reinvention Jenna Jameson – she who looks increasingly like Daisy Duck with every passing day – is to visit our shores after becoming ex-pat designer Aurelio “Ray” Costarella’s biggest fan.
Jameson said she fell for the designs six months ago while doing a magazine shoot in an Aurelio Costarella gown.
“I had no idea who had designed it but I was like ‘I want this dress’,” she said. “I called him and I was like, listen: ‘I love your stuff, please, please dress me and he was very into it – so here I am’.” 
How To Make Shit Up Like Jenna Jameson
6:00AM Defamer Hollywood | Apparently, merely yearning for the sight of Scarlett Johansson lovingly devouring pounds of sweaty ladyflesh does not make it so. Johansson’s reps are swiftly, stiffly nipping in the bud all rumours that she will step into porn star Jenna Jameson’s edible panties: While Jameson has gushed for months that the A-list beauty-cum-Woody Allen muse would be the perfect choice to headline her lurid tale of sex, drugs and award-winning girl-on-girl action [...] Johansson denies any and all involvement in the sure-to-be skin-heavy flick. More »
