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I Am Underwhelmed By Lindsay Lohan’s Paris Fashion Week Debut
1:44AM Foster Kamer | Lindsay Lohan makes her big Paris Fashion Week catwalk debut. Beyonce dad is impregnating women and moving women to the left. Vincent Gallo: still awesome. Liza Minella, Michael Jackson, Padma, Diller, the High Line! Here’s your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »
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Golly, People Think Sarah Palin’s Overpriced
8:15PM Andrew Belonsky | Some ignorant folk don’t think “public speaker” Sarah Palin deserves her outlandishly steep paycheck. Eddie Furlong’s hitting the coke pipe. And Penelope Cruz enjoys kissing both Charlize Theron and Scarlett Johansson. It’s your Wednesday morning gossip roundup! More »
Rabbi: Michael Jackson Thought He Was A Lizard. Seriously.
1:15AM Foster Kamer | If you expect the results of that headline to be anything but spectacular, stop reading, click past the jump now. Anna Paquin’s doggy ring, Khloe Kardashian, Neve Campbell, Snoop Dogg, BBC sitcoms. Presenting your ridiculous Saturday Gossip Roundup: More »
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Robert Pattinson Can’t Lose, Jon Gosselin Definitely Can
1:30AM Foster Kamer | Jon Gosselin’s going gambling at Foxwoods, Robert Pattinson can’t lose. Stephanie Meyer’s getting sued, and she can, but she’s no Astronaut Mya or Conspiring Billy Bush. Or Hayden Panettiere’s ‘Pink Taco’ sharing Harry Morton. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup! More »
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Are Cameron Diaz And Keanu Reeves Feeling Minnesota Together?
10:08PM the cajun boy | Cameron Diaz and Keanu Reeves are allegedly dating, Spencer Pratt wants to be the next Brad Pitt, Michael Jackson’s gay lover speaks, Hayden Panettiere is dating the Pink Taco dude, Lindsay Lohan loses her phone and Penelope Cruz gets thicker. More »
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Robert Pattinson Doesn’t Understand Why Models Won’t Date Him
10:45PM the cajun boy | Robert Pattinson whines about not getting more hot chicks, Brad Pitt is a joint-rolling artist, Kate Major says boning Jon Gosselin was “amazing”, Mariah Carey disses the Grammys, Alicia Silverstone gets naked and David Cook is dating an older woman. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Samantha Jones Is On The Prowl Once Again
10:01PM the cajun boy | Kim Catrall breaks up with her man, Will and Jada Smith have lots of sex, Chace Crawford is moving out of Ed Westwick’s to get his own apartment and Megan Fox is shopping for a house. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Hey Ladies! Now You Can Be Even More Jealous Of Eat, Pray, Love
1:09AM Richard Lawson | Today it’s mostly just casting casting casting, as TV stars make movie moves and movie actors flee to TV. And Elizabeth Gilbert, I mean Julia Roberts, lands the Spaniard of her dreams. More »
Javier, Philip, and Jake Are Fortified With 8 Essential Vitamins And Iron
4:35AM Seth | You may recall that about six months ago, we posted a Photoshop contest winning entry featuring the inspired casting of Javier Bardem as everyone’s favourite Prince of Dark Chocolateyness, Count Chocula. We said at the time that we’d definitely shell out for such a movie were it ever to be made, and threw out the suggestion of Philip Seymour Hoffman and Jake Gyllenhaal to play his monstrous kiddie cereal cohorts, Frankenberry and Boo Berry. More »
