jason schwartzman
Big Screen
After Cera, Who Is America’s Next Hoodie Hearthtrob?
2:48AM Richard Rushfield | With the fall of Michael Cera, the hipsters who run the world have gone into overdrive searching for the sexiest Man/Boy Alive. The landscape is littered with contenders but no clear frontrunner has yet emerged. More »
People
Heidi And Spencer Wreak Havoc On The Miss Universe Pageant
10:30PM the cajun boy | Speidi acts the arse at the Miss Universe pageant, Sting’s status as a sexual God is bullshit, Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush reconcile, Jason Schwartzman got married, Marc Jacobs is getting married, and Amy Winehouse goes on a 48-hour bender. More »
Small Screen
You Will Probably Watch Bored To Death
7:42PM the cajun boy | The trailer for HBO’s Bored to Death, a show created by Jonathan Ames starring Jason Schwartzman and Zach Galifianakis about a Brooklyn writer living out his dream to be a character in a Raymond Chandler novel, is now online. [HBO.com]
‘Bulimic Coke Whore’ Janice Dickinson Sure Loves Her Popcorn
6:30AM Mark Graham | PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week (depending on volume), so send them in early and often—without them, global warming will surely accelerate at an even faster rate! Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put “sighting” or “PrivacyWatch” in the subject line so we don’t lose them) and tell everyone about the time you watched Janice Dickinson eat two buckets of popcorn during the course of just one movie. More »
Indie Darling Jason Schwartzman “Does” Melbourne!
11:02AM Clem Bastow | Jason Schwartzman, star of the indie movie circuit and drummer for Phantom “Best Known For Being Those Guys What Done The O.C.’s Theme” Planet, is currently in Australia to promote his new flick The Darjeeling Ltd., and already he’s taken to popping up, Zelig-like, all over town.
Naturally, once we realised he was out and about, we dispatched a team of sleuths to follow him around while wearing trench coats and talking into their shoes and watches.
Our spies spotted him:
* Looking much hotter in real life!
* Having dinner at Fitzroy institution The Vegie Bar! While wearing sunglasses!
* Walking out of Vegie Bar while wearing sunglasses (but, you know, not walking out, just leaving. After his lackeys paid!)
* Being hit upon by Defamer spies at the preview screening of The Darjeeling Ltd.!
* Calling said Defamer spy “baby doll”!
And that’s about it for this particular piece of world-shaking news.
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