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Pam Anderson Makes Child Labour Fashionable
8:40PM Andrew Belonsky | Child labour activists are aiming for Pam Anderson. Rush Limbaugh, shockingly, loves racist clubs. Jon Gosselin no doubt hates giving up $US180,000. And Ashton Kutcher was mean to January Jones. It’s your Wednesday gossip roundup! More »
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Robert Pattinson Knocked Up Kristen Stewart – Allegedly
10:17PM the cajun boy | Twilight’s Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are pregnant, Angelina Jolie and David Beckham are starring in an Armani ad together, Britney’s sporting a new “spare tire,” Michael Bay made Megan Fox wash his Ferrari and Joyce DeWitt got a DUI. More »PETA’s Nominees For Sexiest Male Vegetarian Could Use Some Meat
6:20AM Molly Friedman | Those adorably violent animal lovers over at PETA have temporarily ceased from attacking fur-toting starlets with tomatoes to round up their nominees for this year’s Sexiest Vegetarian award. And judging by the list of potential winners, it seems that granola-loving male celebrities are seriously lacking in the “sexy” department as compared to their female counterparts. Herbivores like Naomi Watts and Natalie Portman are listed among the ladies, whereas guyliner fans, racist talk show hosts and ’80s heartthrob-turned-has-beens make up the majority of the male contenders. We take a closer look at the uneven distribution after the jump. More »
How Lovely For 30 Seconds To Mars!
11:28AM Jess McGuire | It appears those scallywags-with-feelings won Best Rock Video and Video Of The Year last night at the MTV Video Music Awards!
Which is quite beautiful, really.
Because it has taught a generation of young men that 36 is not too old to wear eyeliner, and that pretending to be down with “the kids” will eventually work out for you, although it may unfortunately lead to everyone with half a brain forgetting you could sort of act once upon a time. More »