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How Do Stars Magically Make Baby Weight Disappear? Money, Insanity, And Tons Of Booze

8:50AM Molly Friedman | This probably won’t come as a surprise to anyone who witnessed her seemingly hating every minute she spent pregnant, but new mum Jessica Alba has joined that elite niche of stars who lost all their baby weight at insanely rapid speeds. But the methods some celebrities have confessed to using when it comes to accelerating the path towards reclaiming their old figures don’t sound entirely sane. From suffering through cabbage soup diets to dropping $50,000 on gym equipment in an effort to slim down at paces up to 14 days after giving birth, the likes of Jennifer Lopez, Gwyneth Paltrow, Nicole Richie and others have some highly unique and scary track records. Which stars drunk themselves into wine-induced oblivion and trusted online blood tests to reach their goals, after the jump.

Short Ends: Ellen, Earl and Arnie

11:28AM Defamer Hollywood | · Somewhere buried in this video blog of Rosie O’Donnell and friends, she accuses Ellen DeGeneres of having a clause in her contract that forbids her from talking about being a lesbian. We made it 7 seconds in before giving up, which we consider a feat of almost superhuman endurance. · We couldn’t be happier for My Name is Earl’s Jaime Pressly, who just minutes ago TK’d a boy! And Sheryl Crow TK’d a boy, too! · Michael Bay swallows the hurt, and posts a brief Transformers behind-the-scenes featurette on his blog. There – a little megaphone-assisted crew-abuse is always good for cheering up! · Hey, Reuters headline writer: We think “bittersweet” is just a smidge of an understatement. · The Governor has far more pressing things to do than exonerate Paris. Like seeing if there’s a walk-on for him in Terminator 4. · When are you mean people going to stop expecting Val Kilmer to have that Top Gun six-pack? Can’t an aging actor go to seed in peace anymore? More »