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Hollywood Privacywatch: Adrian Grenier Not Afraid Of A Little PDA

7:40AM Mark Graham | PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our millions of Defamer operatives. We’d like to remind you that this feature is powered by you, so if you want to see more installments of PrivacyWatch, then all you’ve got to do is to send us your sightings. Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put “sighting” or “PrivacyWatch” in the subject line so we don’t lose them) and tell everyone about the time you saw Adrian Grenier getting ready to Diving Bell the Butterfly out of “some model looking chick.” More »

Sean Young’s Guide To L.A.’s Best Bars That Don’t Feature Boring Julian Schnabel Speeches

7:03AM Seth | We hope it’s not too soon to pronounce the once-flatlining Oscars fully recovered, tipped upright by an attending nurse, who then removed the IV needle that maintained his celebrity-malnourished frame from his golden arm. All this is wonderful news, especially in light of what was quickly turning out to be the most depressingly atrophied trophy season in Hollywood history–where something as trivial as a bored-to-drunken-action Sean Young being escorted out of the Hyatt Regency became the year’s most discussed awards show moment. Young, of course, has since exiled herself to a hecklers wellness facility, but her spirit lives on, particularly in this LAT feature: More »

Short Ends: Conan In Danger!

5:00AM Defamer Hollywood | Tonight on Conan: the host is annoyed by the unwelcome interruption of a fire alarm until a producer informs him the piercing siren was sounded to alert the Late Night staff to a Leno-led assassination attempt. Articles like this are certainly nice, but we think Ben Affleck’s going to have to at least get nominated for an Oscar for Gone Baby Gone before the Matt Damon/Gigli/Bennifer jokes really start to fade. They’re just too fun to give up! And speaking of the Golden Age of Bennifer, the J. Lo blames her old manager for making all the crazy backstage demands that helped earn her a totally undeserved reputation as a diva. Being on a bad show is making James Woods a big old crankypants. More »

AshleyMadison.Com Hopes To Use Woods-Boinking Namesake As Perv Bait

4:30AM Defamer Hollywood | In response to a small item we posted two months ago wondering about whether there was any connection between adultery-facilitating dating site AshleyMadison.com and the early-twentysomething Ashley Madison sometimes romantically linked to father-figure/actor James Woods, a helpful publicist has just informed us of the site’s new campaign to retain the real-life Madison’s endorsement services, hoping that attaching the name of such a well-known celebrity to their product will cause millions of new fornicators to subscribe. The press release–usually we encourage you to skip them, but this one is a must read–follows after the jump: More »

Burning Questions

3:00AM Defamer Hollywood | Something we’ve been wondering to ourselves ever since we first heard one of their radio ads: Does adultery-positive dating site AshleyMadison.com have any association with James Woods’ much younger girlfriend, or is the name just a happy coincidence? We’re honestly curious. That is all. [LA Observed] More »

Short Ends: The Clintons’ Sex-Having Years

5:30AM Defamer Hollywood | · Bill and Hillary were the Seth Rogen and Bryce Dallas Howard of their day! (Alternate suggestion: Chewbacca/Carrie Fisher.) · James Woods thinks the problem isn’t Isaiah Washington’s big mouth, it’s Grey’s Anatomy’s miserable set. Gay slurs fly fast and free among Shark’s big happy family, and no one gives it a second thought. · We’re confident that the actual Jon Lovitz/Andy Dick Smackdown was a lot more exciting than John Henson’s action figure reenactment on TV Guide channel. (Side note: The girl playing Andy Dick has the voice-register right, but needs to work more on the slurring and asking-strangers-for-blow part.) · Canadians: America’s extremely easy-to-please neighbours to the north. · And finally, it’s Geometry Fun Time! Brought to you by Subway cheese slices. More »