3:58AM Seth | Hollywood’s steady death march to the Idea-Killing Fields continues with
news today that Jaden Smith—smarmy hatchling of the
dangerously in black love super-couple Will and Jada Pinkett Smith—will star in a re-imagining of sacred 1980s cinematic text,
The Karate Kid. Set to shoot next year in Beijing and other locations, the film won’t be a straight-ahead remake, but will rather “borrow elements of the original plot, wherein a bullied youth learns to stand up for himself with the help of an eccentric mentor.” With no word on who will play the pivotal role of handyman mentor Mr. Miyagi, we thought we’d offer some casting suggestions to go along with the logical “Ralph Macchio : Jaden Smith” equation:
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