it’s probably a stretch to categorise this as music but whatever
Music
1:01PM Jess McGuire | Yesterday I was rather exhausted after DJing from 3pm until 3am on Saturday night (SERIOUSLY! BOOK ME FOR YOUR PARTY! BABY WANTS MONEY!) and basically spent the entire day lying on the couch watching television. I flicked over to the ABC and saw some dude singing the hits of Cliff Richard at an RSL that apparently also goes by the name Crown Casino. I can tell you exactly what I was thinking as I watched this strange little man belting out Sir Cliff’s biggest sellers because I sent a couple of text messages to Twitter. More »
Marty Rhone – “Denim Or Lace”
1:01PM Jess McGuire | Yesterday I was rather exhausted after DJing from 3pm until 3am on Saturday night (SERIOUSLY! BOOK ME FOR YOUR PARTY! BABY WANTS MONEY!) and basically spent the entire day lying on the couch watching television. I flicked over to the ABC and saw some dude singing the hits of Cliff Richard at an RSL that apparently also goes by the name Crown Casino. I can tell you exactly what I was thinking as I watched this strange little man belting out Sir Cliff’s biggest sellers because I sent a couple of text messages to Twitter. More » 
Music
1:20PM Jess McGuire | Oh Sweet Jesus. I had no idea that Warwick Capper ever pursued a pop career, but I suppose given his penchant for career swapping (Gold Coast meter maid/politician/manwhore) I should’ve probably assumed he’d had a crack at conquering the music business at some point. More »
Did You Know Warwick Capper Released A Single In The Eighties?
1:20PM Jess McGuire | Oh Sweet Jesus. I had no idea that Warwick Capper ever pursued a pop career, but I suppose given his penchant for career swapping (Gold Coast meter maid/politician/manwhore) I should’ve probably assumed he’d had a crack at conquering the music business at some point. More »
Music
11:19AM Jess McGuire | Twitterer dante_sds obviously knows how passionate I am about discovering new music. He very kindly gave me the heads up on a new artist called Maxine Swaby who has made a very raw – but extremely artistic and appealing – music video for her song “Pardon Me”. After watching and listening to Maxine Swaby’s music, my first instinct was to head straight to Defamer Australia to share her brilliance with you all. Which is exactly how it should be. More »
Maxine Swaby – “Pardon Me”
11:19AM Jess McGuire | Twitterer dante_sds obviously knows how passionate I am about discovering new music. He very kindly gave me the heads up on a new artist called Maxine Swaby who has made a very raw – but extremely artistic and appealing – music video for her song “Pardon Me”. After watching and listening to Maxine Swaby’s music, my first instinct was to head straight to Defamer Australia to share her brilliance with you all. Which is exactly how it should be. More »
Music
3:22PM Jess McGuire | Some of you might already know that Dan Brown, the man responsible for penning classic pieces literature like The Da Vinci Code and Angels & Demons, once tried his hand at making music. No, really. It is probably about as good as you’d expect from a man who actually used the expression “learning the ropes in the trenches” in one of his books. More »
Author Dan Brown’s Songwriting Skills Are Slightly Mindblowing
3:22PM Jess McGuire | Some of you might already know that Dan Brown, the man responsible for penning classic pieces literature like The Da Vinci Code and Angels & Demons, once tried his hand at making music. No, really. It is probably about as good as you’d expect from a man who actually used the expression “learning the ropes in the trenches” in one of his books. More »
Music
12:53PM Jess McGuire | As we rapidly approach Christmas, I thought we could have some fun with hilarious videos that have a holiday theme. On Friday night, my pal MikeJ showed me Hall & Oates singing ‘Jingle Bell Rock’ and it is truly glorious/horrific. Such facial expressions! An old lady playing electric guitar! THE WINNER IS… YOUR EYES! AND EARS! More »
Defamer Australia Gets Festive! | Hall & Oates – “Jingle Bell Rock”
12:53PM Jess McGuire | As we rapidly approach Christmas, I thought we could have some fun with hilarious videos that have a holiday theme. On Friday night, my pal MikeJ showed me Hall & Oates singing ‘Jingle Bell Rock’ and it is truly glorious/horrific. Such facial expressions! An old lady playing electric guitar! THE WINNER IS… YOUR EYES! AND EARS! More »
Music
11:34AM Jess McGuire | Ummm… it’s not often I see something so confusingly awful that I struggle to find words to describe it, but that’s precisely what happened when I viewed the following music video. More »
Dear Lord, What On Earth Is This?
11:34AM Jess McGuire | Ummm… it’s not often I see something so confusingly awful that I struggle to find words to describe it, but that’s precisely what happened when I viewed the following music video. More »
Music
12:30PM Jess McGuire | I was sent this clip by [REDACTED FOR PERSONAL SAFETY OF BROADCASTER WHO EMAILED ME THE LINK TO THE VIDEO] who said “You might need to contact the witness protection peeps again. But this is too funny for (my) words. I got a feeling… you might agree”. More »
This Is A Fantastic Cover Of A Great Song Performed By Some Genuinely Talented Young Men
12:30PM Jess McGuire | I was sent this clip by [REDACTED FOR PERSONAL SAFETY OF BROADCASTER WHO EMAILED ME THE LINK TO THE VIDEO] who said “You might need to contact the witness protection peeps again. But this is too funny for (my) words. I got a feeling… you might agree”. More » 