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Ironwoman/Model We’d Struggle To Recognise Is Shocked To Find American Star Not Interested In Date With Her

11:32AM Clem Bastow | Poor Candice Falzon – assuming you actually know who she is (strike one) – first her rivals accused her of being a money-grubbing chancer (strike two), now she’s been given the silent treatment by a Hollywood star after she tried to wangle a coffee date (sterrrriiike threee! Er, this is not including the previous “yerrout” of being photographed having a bit of a feel in a dunny with a rugby star). The ironwoman, who has occasionally appeared in Ralph et al, apparently ordered her PR lacky to contact Adrian Grenier’s peeps, with blush-inducing results (though not for the reasons Falzon might have liked). “Candice is a massive fan of Entourage and Adrian and was wondering if he would be interested in having a coffee or a drink with her,” was the request made by Markson Sparks! agent Sarah Moore. Given the year Falzon has endured with public romances – or toilet trysts as the case may be – it would be fair to assume some sand became lodged between the bikini babe’s ears when she took a dip at North Bondi beach yesterday. Embarrassingly, Falzon’s advances went unanswered by Grenier, who was obviously not aware of the ironwoman. Poor Candice. She should’ve just gone with her initial thoughts, which were presumably to write Grenier a love note covered in holographic heart stickers, saying “DEER ADRIAN, I LUV U 4EVER, WANA GO FOR A COFFEE OR SUMTHIN? S.W.A.L.K, Candice xoxoxox” More »